By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 294
You deserved it 3 009
Epic Easter: Chases and Chutes
From egg hunts gone wrong to unforgettable family dinners, Easter has never been so much fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Grimmerie 31

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

163 1
HonestTruth 5

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

72 3

Comments

Grimmerie 31

The most pressing question here is: was it yours or hers?

163 1
stevenJB 25

Doesn't matter it's still sexy as hell!!!! >.> :)

14 62
KeannaLove 32

Either way that's pretty ******* disgusting.

32 5
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5

25 - No offense.... But what the f*** is wrong with you!?

41 5
capper44 18

#33 & #36 : there is a thing called 'sarcasm'... Hope u both have/had some sense of humor lol

21 30
DrDilllonReese 12

65- that wasn't sarcasm. It doesn't come off as even slightly sarcastic. It comes off as somebody trying to be funny to avail.

22 11
IchimaruGin 5

Everyone seems to be waking up to horrifying things lately.

12 1
HeartOfLead 24

I truly enjoyed reading your comment (it's cool to see retarded #1 comments vanishing...). In addition... You can pick on your girlfriend/boyfriend... You can pick your nose... (here it comes!...) But you can't pick your girlfriend/boyfriend's nose! (assuming she hadn't already done it)

4 2
HeartOfLead 24

I truly enjoyed reading your comment (it's cool to see retarded #1 comments vanishing...). In addition... You can pick on your girlfriend/boyfriend... You can pick your nose... (here it comes!...) But you can't pick your girlfriend/boyfriend's nose! (assuming she hadn't already done it)

0 0
MichellinMan 20

that's awesome, I'm sure everyone really wanted to know that.

46 4
The_Hitdude 12

*throws knife and fork onto plate* Well, now thanks to the FML AND 2, I've lost my apetite. Nothing to do but go to bed now...

37 4
StanSmith_fml 9

^asiankidwearingsomekindofanimalandblackskinnyjeans

4 19
RaquelW 7

^notreallystansmithbecauseifhewashewouldbefunny

28 0
HonestTruth 5

You should do the same to her and if she likes it, she has a booger fetish.

72 3
flockz 19

this relationship snot going to work well.

32 1
zachherbert 10

Don't be 'picky' about your relationships.

14 2
Damn_Hippster 11

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your boyfriend, but you can NOT pick your boyfriends nose. Assuming it was her boyfriends booger to begin with.

14 0
HeartOfLead 24

Well, at least she wasn't over him with a pair of scissors trying to decide which is 'funnier', a laceration or an Indian burn.

4 0
elerbears 9

thats just nasty!! never fall asleep around her ever again!

10 19
2ndSucks 15

Yeah OP, stay up all night! Common sense, bro. (Note: I'm assuming they live together)

6 1
boofgall 16

99 - thanks for the play by play, we were struggling to get the reference.

4 1
porcupineattack1 5

She a keeper, huh?

35 7
nick315 8

Yeah she's trying to feed him. I wish I had a girlfriend who would feed me it's so hard. I mean finding the gold in the cave then putting it in my mouth so much work. You are so lucky op.

2 6
kkjkidonthate 4

Here comes all the dump her or she's a keeper comments.

50 3
Bekll 31

I think it does apply here. I would.

5 0
kkjkidonthate 4

11-sorry was editing while you made your comment.. Now you look like a fool.

16 6
porcupineattack1 5

Well now i feel silly.

21 0
xleanne_aLly 23

Lmfao, I was wondering what 11 was talkin about.

1 5
ebonyirony 29

Nope. You originally said "dump her ass"

9 5
kkjkidonthate 4

^ yes I know but I thought of a better comment and edited while you were commenting. Good enough explanation? Also my original comment was " here comes all the dump her ass comments.

10 1
ebonyirony 29

Lol it's fine. I wanted an explanation for the folks back home so I don't look completely stupid :)

9 8
ohSNAPyall 26

The folks back home figured it out before reading the explanation.

13 2
WaSiSimiLang 8

Aww 7, you missed 6 just by a minute...

4 0
ElricMustang 23

Lol it kinda confused me, too, when you wrote "not just her ass". But I figured that's what he wrote, and just edit it out.

6 0
boredblonde 17

Some people just don't have any class.

19 3
coolstorybro6969 6

...I honestly can't think of a reasonable explanation for this...

9 0
ShockwaveXIII 8

Seriously, where do guys find all these disgusting girls?

5 0