By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 00:06 - Canada - Newmarket

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
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19990231 29

That is an impressive lady if the smell sticks around that long.

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StickyPickles 33
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I'd probably be a bit concerned if my farts smelled like dog shit. . That's just me though

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DirtyDan_10 17
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That's a bit of a smelly situation

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DMA0712 22

You had one job, #1.

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krazayman 18

why can't people realize that this is no longer a joke

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jerryj 27
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Cause they have shit for brains. Now THAT's a real shituation.

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19990231 29

That is an impressive lady if the smell sticks around that long.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Yeah, she's a real keeper, marry her now OP!

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mxgirl1998 26
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That's a pretty strong relationship if she tells you that with no problem op

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suckceed 17
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Look on the brightside, her farts aren't as bad she thinks they are.

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StickyPickles 33
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I'd probably be a bit concerned if my farts smelled like dog shit. . That's just me though

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fatman1970 25
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More like she wasn't watching the house for long.

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phoneaddict13 29
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great profile picture to go with the comment!

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cheshireau 26

What has she been eating to think that?

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iwanttogotoparis 26
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I suggest you get the spray out

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countryguy91290 16
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uhhh how bad do her farts get if she thought they were hers.

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mbock 15
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1) I bet she was to lazy to pick it up, she just made up some b.s. 2) if she has gas that bad for that many days, go take care of that nasty butt!!!

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