FML : Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there,...

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 30 August 2015 00:06 / Canada - Newmarket

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By aclark2523 | 29

#6397326 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:34

That is an impressive lady if the smell sticks around that long.

By StickyPickles | 33

#6397337 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:41

I'd probably be a bit concerned if my farts smelled like dog shit. . That's just me though

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By DirtyDan_10 | 17

#6397325 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:34

That's a bit of a smelly situation

DMA0712 | 22

#6397334 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:40

You had one job, #1.

krazayman | 18

#6397694 - Sunday 30 August 2015 21:24

why can't people realize that this is no longer a joke

jerryj | 27

#6399388 - Tuesday 1 September 2015 19:35

Cause they have shit for brains. Now THAT's a real shituation.

By aclark2523 | 29

#6397326 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:34

That is an impressive lady if the smell sticks around that long.

False_Stupidity | 41

#6397783 - Sunday 30 August 2015 23:08

Yeah, she's a real keeper, marry her now OP!

mxgirl1998 | 26

#6397866 - Monday 31 August 2015 0:37

That's a pretty strong relationship if she tells you that with no problem op

By suckceed | 17

#6397333 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:37

Look on the brightside, her farts aren't as bad she thinks they are.

By StickyPickles | 33

#6397337 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:41

I'd probably be a bit concerned if my farts smelled like dog shit. . That's just me though

By fatman1970 | 25

#6397342 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:44

More like she wasn't watching the house for long.

phoneaddict13 | 29

#6397766 - Sunday 30 August 2015 22:50

great profile picture to go with the comment!

By cheshireau | 26

#6397344 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:47

What has she been eating to think that?

By iwanttogotoparis | 26

#6397347 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:49

I suggest you get the spray out

By countryguy91290 | 16

#6397349 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:50

uhhh how bad do her farts get if she thought they were hers.

By mbock | 15

#6397353 - Sunday 30 August 2015 15:54

1) I bet she was to lazy to pick it up, she just made up some b.s.
2) if she has gas that bad for that many days, go take care of that nasty butt!!!

By jake131000 | 21

#6397378 - Sunday 30 August 2015 16:17

Ewww

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