Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
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connorpwns93
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first
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infiniti_G
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YDI for saying 3.5 years old.. WTF?
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heeheehoo
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I know why she said 3.5. Cuz three and a half years old is too long to type for OP.
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julian1179
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I guess the old saying IS true...
you are what you eat...
you are what you eat...
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dragonaair
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why would a 3 yr old be in a jacuZzi alone?
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ScaughtieHolden
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96 she's 3.5 get it right xD
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perdix
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking..
Show it anyway
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Zapurdead
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Maybe she'll never need an inner tube again!
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jasonsaied
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yo douche she didn't say suite she said suit
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perdix
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It originally said "suite" and they eventually fixed it.
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mikeyboi19
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I honestly asked my gf what a muumuu was cause I thought it was a cute way of saying cow suit
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pepetto
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Just work out more.
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Person1233
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Uh, lose weight? Not an FML, a great realization before you become obese.
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IDOLGIRL
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sit ups
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babybubz
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abs circle...
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realggirl
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It says suit though...
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viper63
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ur fat
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viper63
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lol FAT
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mps1969
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Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .
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Person1233
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LOL URFAT!!!1!1!
^^ I expect to see a few of those.
^^ I expect to see a few of those.
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perdix
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Instead of getting a spare tire all the way around the waist, sometimes women get this pooch of fat that congregates right around their belly button. It does look like a donut or a bagel, but is not nearly as taste-tempting.
HTH
HTH
Looks like you need to trade in your two-piece for a one-piece and a muumuu. The good news is that your boyfriend likes to give you a schmeer.;)