FML : Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I...

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Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Karie-Rose - / Saturday 6 February 2010 06:28 / United States

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By perdix | 29

#830445 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:12

Normal-sized women put on bathing SUITS, your gut must look like a bagel shop if you have to put on a SUITE.

Looks like you need to trade in your two-piece for a one-piece and a muumuu. The good news is that your boyfriend likes to give you a schmeer.;)

By mps1969 | 7

#830476 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:21

Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .

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By connorpwns93 | 0

#830426 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:07

first

infiniti_G | 0

#831000 - Saturday 6 February 2010 20:05

YDI for saying 3.5 years old.. WTF?

heeheehoo | 0

#832844 - Monday 8 February 2010 2:08

I know why she said 3.5. Cuz three and a half years old is too long to type for OP.

julian1179 | 0

#1040820 - Thursday 24 June 2010 5:52

I guess the old saying IS true...

you are what you eat...

dragonaair | 5

#1600754 - Monday 25 October 2010 12:29

why would a 3 yr old be in a jacuZzi alone?

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#2514646 - Sunday 15 May 2011 18:08

96 she's 3.5 get it right xD

By perdix | 29

#830445 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Zapurdead | 0

#831262 - Saturday 6 February 2010 22:25

Maybe she'll never need an inner tube again!

jasonsaied | 1

#831456 - Saturday 6 February 2010 23:46

yo douche she didn't say suite she said suit

perdix | 29

#831613 - Sunday 7 February 2010 0:40

It originally said "suite" and they eventually fixed it.

mikeyboi19 | 5

#832128 - Sunday 7 February 2010 4:20

I honestly asked my gf what a muumuu was cause I thought it was a cute way of saying cow suit

By pepetto | 0

#830454 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:15

Just work out more.

By Person1233 | 12

#830456 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:16

Uh, lose weight? Not an FML, a great realization before you become obese.

By IDOLGIRL | 0

#830460 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:17

sit ups

By babybubz | 0

#830467 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:19

abs circle...

By realggirl | 0

#830471 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:20

It says suit though...

viper63 | 0

#830492 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:24

ur fat

By viper63 | 0

#830472 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:21

lol FAT

By mps1969 | 7

#830476 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:21

Oh boy wait for it . Here comes the fat joke comments .

Person1233 | 12

#830490 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:24

LOL URFAT!!!1!1!

^^ I expect to see a few of those.

By perdix | 29

#830483 - Saturday 6 February 2010 16:23

Instead of getting a spare tire all the way around the waist, sometimes women get this pooch of fat that congregates right around their belly button. It does look like a donut or a bagel, but is not nearly as taste-tempting.

HTH