By Karie-Rose - United States
Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
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By  perdix  |  29

Normal-sized women put on bathing SUITS, your gut must look like a bagel shop if you have to put on a SUITE.

Looks like you need to trade in your two-piece for a one-piece and a muumuu. The good news is that your boyfriend likes to give you a schmeer.;)

By  perdix  |  29

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  jasonsaied  |  1

yo douche she didn't say suite she said suit

By  perdix  |  29

Instead of getting a spare tire all the way around the waist, sometimes women get this pooch of fat that congregates right around their belly button. It does look like a donut or a bagel, but is not nearly as taste-tempting.