Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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neko_ceko 3
Who can resist Tarzan?
elisabethecstasy 0
Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.
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Comments (145)
girlslikeboyz 0
TARZAN IS CUTE THOUGH....BUT it is till wrong to cheat.
SarcasticAvenger 9
Was his pick up line : "Want to swing from Tarzans vine?" Sorry, I could not resist. Seriously, that sucks man. Sorry to hear.
Nakedsquirrel 5
OP, just wanted to let you know that you weren't given the whole story. Mr. Incredible, Aladdin (me), Simba and the Hunchback of Notre Dame also got a piece. She's very energetic, and a swallower.
MinaXmassacre 0
You wish you were Aladdin. He's Arab anyways.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Being Arabic wasn't a job requirement, nor am I to break out in song at any time. I just do photo ops and **** unfaithful girlfriends (also not a requirement, but what we employed refer to as "perks.")
xXAladdinXx 0
Aladdin in da housee No seriously I am... and I'm arab, ALLYBABAANDTHEFORTYTHIEVES
zombieboy_fml 0
Well at least she wasn't f*cking Goofy.
CW37 0
but if you must know, he didn't even cum inside of her.
TrollTrollTroll 0
Tarzan is 1/4 Troll
strangegirl505 7
OMG ahahaha. You all just made my night :D
Deyette 0
Screw her, she's s *****.
gobbledegook 0
Lol 18 nice hangover spoof xD
guilliano 0
lmao!! well see, in the jungle, there's no rules!