By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
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arano 29

Fuck the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.

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BalamCruz 14

Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly

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arano 29

Fuck the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.

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incoherentrmblr 21

No harm, no foul to you, except what escaped your ass...

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Oley 27

Well who else could she have blame ( if she didn't know it was you)? Maybe the dog that wasn't there? Ha. :)

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Brandi_Faith 33

I bet she felt pretty stupid when she looked down his pants and realized he didn't do it!

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BalamCruz 14

Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly

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britbear0731 9

what is this from??

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hacksaw246 24

From the greediest crab to ever walk the sea floor.

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fpants2010 18

*Wide eyed* ANCHOVIES!!

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Lurmin 12

Anyone have a Hydro-Dynamic spatula on them?

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Technastar 25

Right here! With port and starboard attachments; and let's not forget the turbo drive!

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Zebediabolical 39

..and that's when you owned up to it, right OP?

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nix1993 41

Like you would've done?

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Zebediabolical 39

Pissed, probably not. Insanely pissed, absolutely.

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countryb_cth 38

I'm guessing OP was scared the mother would turn on him

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Zebediabolical 39

Better me than the kid, in my opinion. Especially for something that I know with absolute certainty isn't the kids fault. The blame game for farts is fine. Until someone starts flipping out.

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jarrahj 19

That's a shitty thing to do

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LilMissCanadian 22

Here we go again

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R2Y2 22

I give op props, **** your pun

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ragnarok1540 39

If her kid ***** his pants often enough that she would jump to that conclusion, one would think the kid would still be wearing diapers.

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sillygirl247 14

Maybe they are potty training

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MamaChey 24

OP forgot to say the the kid is 12...

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onlychildFTW 33

Well he could have been wearing diapers under his pants. When I was younger I wore diapers but also wore pants! So if I took a dump in my diaper it was technically also in my pants.

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xGoldColossus 7

Fuck that kids life not yours. This is hilarious

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fuckfuckityfuck 16

Shit happens! I'll let myself out.

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may14th 26

Just let it happen

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FelicityWishes 32

Least you didn't get the blame :D

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