By lambeaster - 20/01/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML
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Fuck the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.

Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly

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Fuck the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.

No harm, no foul to you, except what escaped your ass...

Well who else could she have blame ( if she didn't know it was you)? Maybe the dog that wasn't there? Ha. :)

I bet she felt pretty stupid when she looked down his pants and realized he didn't do it!

Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly

what is this from??

From the greediest crab to ever walk the sea floor.

*Wide eyed* ANCHOVIES!!

Anyone have a Hydro-Dynamic spatula on them?

Right here! With port and starboard attachments; and let's not forget the turbo drive!

..and that's when you owned up to it, right OP?

Like you would've done?

Pissed, probably not. Insanely pissed, absolutely.

I'm guessing OP was scared the mother would turn on him

Better me than the kid, in my opinion. Especially for something that I know with absolute certainty isn't the kids fault. The blame game for farts is fine. Until someone starts flipping out.

That's a shitty thing to do

Here we go again

I give op props, fuck your pun

If her kid shits his pants often enough that she would jump to that conclusion, one would think the kid would still be wearing diapers.

Maybe they are potty training

OP forgot to say the the kid is 12...

Well he could have been wearing diapers under his pants. When I was younger I wore diapers but also wore pants! So if I took a dump in my diaper it was technically also in my pants.

Fuck that kids life not yours. This is hilarious

Shit happens! I'll let myself out.

Just let it happen

Least you didn't get the blame :D