Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart...

By lambeaster - 20/1/2016 14:27 - United States - Washington

Today, I accidentally let out a silent but obscenely deadly fart in the doctor's waiting room. It was so foul that a woman got insanely pissed at her kid because she thought he'd shat his pants again. FML

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By arano | 29

#6515796 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:19

Fuck the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.

By BalamCruz | 13

#6515802 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:23

Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly

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By arano | 29

#6515796 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:19

Fuck the kids life. I can't say I wouldn't have found it hilarious though.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6515919 - Thursday 21 January 2016 3:57

No harm, no foul to you, except what escaped your ass...

By onlyme25 | 26

#6515799 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:21

Well who else could she have blame ( if she didn't know it was you)? Maybe the dog that wasn't there? Ha. :)

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6515979 - Thursday 21 January 2016 5:53

I bet she felt pretty stupid when she looked down his pants and realized he didn't do it!

By BalamCruz | 13

#6515802 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:23

Do you smell it? A kind of smelly smell... A smelly smell that smells smelly

britbear0731 | 9

#6515845 - Thursday 21 January 2016 1:17

what is this from??

hacksaw246 | 24

#6515854 - Thursday 21 January 2016 1:30

From the greediest crab to ever walk the sea floor.

fpants2010 | 18

#6515866 - Thursday 21 January 2016 1:52

*Wide eyed* ANCHOVIES!!

Lurmin | 12

#6516471 - Thursday 21 January 2016 19:53

Anyone have a Hydro-Dynamic spatula on them?

Technastar | 25

#6523069 - Friday 29 January 2016 7:24

Right here! With port and starboard attachments; and let's not forget the turbo drive!

By Zebediabolical | 37

#6515804 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:23

..and that's when you owned up to it, right OP?

nix1993 | 41

#6515871 - Thursday 21 January 2016 1:59

Like you would've done?

Zebediabolical | 37

#6515932 - Thursday 21 January 2016 4:23

Pissed, probably not.

Insanely pissed, absolutely.

countryb_cth | 38

#6516011 - Thursday 21 January 2016 7:33

I'm guessing OP was scared the mother would turn on him

Zebediabolical | 37

#6518721 - Sunday 24 January 2016 17:26

Better me than the kid, in my opinion. Especially for something that I know with absolute certainty isn't the kids fault. The blame game for farts is fine. Until someone starts flipping out.

By jarrahj | 19

#6515806 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:24

That's a shitty thing to do

LilMissCanadian | 22

#6515818 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:35

Here we go again

R2Y2 | 22

#6515992 - Thursday 21 January 2016 6:29

I give op props, fuck your pun

By ragnarok1540 | 39

#6515807 - Thursday 21 January 2016 0:25

If her kid shits his pants often enough that she would jump to that conclusion, one would think the kid would still be wearing diapers.

sillygirl247 | 14

#6515869 - Thursday 21 January 2016 1:57

Maybe they are potty training

MamaChey | 22

#6515987 - Thursday 21 January 2016 6:17

OP forgot to say the the kid is 12...

onlychildFTW | 33

#6516072 - Thursday 21 January 2016 10:33

Well he could have been wearing diapers under his pants. When I was younger I wore diapers but also wore pants! So if I took a dump in my diaper it was technically also in my pants.