Kinda true, though

By Ponce de Leon's folly - 08/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
I agree, your life sucks 383
You deserved it 1 092

Same thing different taste

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You're definitely the life of the party, sir

You're a snob! There are high-end cruises. They're like the Target of the Seven Seas!

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You're definitely the life of the party, sir

She will just get you socks for your BD. Insist that you will do the cruise if she takes you to Disney land/world for a week for yours. Don't settle for double standards.

debbyman13 21

Seems like OP would enjoy socks for their bday

You're a snob! There are high-end cruises. They're like the Target of the Seven Seas!

I think that's funny LOL! A cruise is a heck of a birthday present. Hope it's in your budget. But if that's how she reacts to a joke, I don't think she deserves such a gift.