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Saturday 12 December 2009 00:45 /
United States
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By shield1123 /
Tuesday 29 September 2009 02:07 /
United States
Today, while walking in the mall, I had two people race past me in wheelchairs. Thinking they were racing, I started rooting for the one guy that was ahead. Turns out his wheelchair was malfunctioning and the other was chasing after to help. He then slammed and fell into the water fountain. FML
By meantowheels - /
Sunday 21 June 2009 02:29 /
United States
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
By Tourist - /
Thursday 26 March 2009 07:19 /
United States