Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Kinda true, though
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Caught!
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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neko_ceko 3
Who can resist Tarzan?
elisabethecstasy 0
Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.
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Comments (145)
hasty_D 0
sorry man....i totally understand you.... she's a bitch to you...
sasharaee 0
like everyone else said, it's just like the hangover :p
darienlake 0
sorry for your relationship loss, but at least the PATS lost yesterday! am i right or am i right?
actress5698 1
be glad it's Tarzan and not peter pan
Oishi_fml 0
Well...he IS a king.
Zebidee 9
So you're saying your girlfriend is a Cheeta?
NoteMyGrin 0
Dude, the guys who play Tarzan are always really hot. He probably seduced the bujeebers out of her. Dump her!
xXAisuXx 0
Hey who wouldnt wanna be with the king of the jungle?
camzer 0
Sorry for being insensitive but do you realise how hilarious that actually is?
jeniilouise 0
hahahahaha sorry. :)