FML : Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could...

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Today, I saw what I thought was a gallon jug of water. Trying to do something spontaneous and fun, I took my hardest swing at it to see how far I could kick it. It was frozen solid. I broke my foot. FML

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By tnt007 / Sunday 10 January 2010 21:46 / France

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By perdix | 29

#766889 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:11

So how far did you kick it? Don't leave us hanging! We don't give a shit about your stupid foot. We want to know how far that thing went!

By redxapplexoxo | 0

#767029 - Monday 11 January 2010 02:03

Because it's so much fun to kick a gallon of water for no reason.

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By blakehilli8 | 0

#766861 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:05

first

Grndslmhttr3 | 0

#767393 - Monday 11 January 2010 04:58

I'm sick of these FMLs. That look. Like this.

postaltubealex | 0

#767652 - Monday 11 January 2010 08:26

That are fake, because france invented the metric system 300 or so years ago.

fogrunner | 13

#767852 - Monday 11 January 2010 11:22

Well, I use the metric system IRL, but sometimes on the internets I use the other one to be polite to all the Americans. :)

ryguy997 | 0

#952293 - Tuesday 16 March 2010 03:41

don't be polite to the US!!! GO CANADA GO!!!!!

PimpdaddyCJT | 13

#1013316 - Monday 31 May 2010 03:59

wow the internets

pippymiskers | 4

#1074003 - Thursday 8 July 2010 10:13

shoulda had a V8!

By Az_Qtee | 0

#766864 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:06

wow your an idiot!!! 1st

niadanac1 | 3

#766935 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:25

Bahahaha not only did you make an error in your haste but you definately were second, also known as the first loser. FYL

MissDanish17 | 5

#984925 - Monday 26 April 2010 03:08

Ohhh, second loser!!

By cmp2_fml | 0

#766877 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:09

lolowned

By BigRedMan15 | 0

#766887 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:11

STUPID... dumbass.

By perdix | 29

#766889 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:11

So how far did you kick it? Don't leave us hanging! We don't give a shit about your stupid foot. We want to know how far that thing went!

Starfire22 | 5

#768053 - Monday 11 January 2010 02:12

.05 cm :D

By HannahBabe | 0

#766897 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:12

that sucks

matt5217 | 4

#987655 - Sunday 2 May 2010 09:26

hello

By Clutzs | 5

#766939 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:27

and ur on FML then again why am i .......................................

By GodsLittlePain | 0

#766947 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:32

Seriously? Look before you kick. Or for that matter, TOUCH before you kick. YDI.

By hmckay2010 | 0

#766955 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:34

wowww idiot!!! if u wanted to do something fun and spontaneous u were better off going for public sexx

By elisabethecstasy | 0

#766968 - Monday 11 January 2010 01:40

That is so incredibly stupid...and not spontaneous at all hah.

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