Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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neko_ceko 3
Who can resist Tarzan?
elisabethecstasy 0
Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.
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Comments (145)
DDang 2
xD Sorry to hear >3
Halonation 0
At least she lived the Disney fantasy. /pun
hellomeli712 0
lol I'm sorry that sucks but its quite funny...
nood_fml 0
lol you know how some girls are with their apeman fetishes lol :P
0you0know0it0 0
sorry to here that but come on what women wouldn't do Tarzan? xD
TheOtherNewest1 6
If her name was Jane, you should have seen it coming. :-P Sorry, dude, that sucks.
chux4w 0
At least now you know she's into swinging. Use it to your advantage.
Nick_Stevens 3
Bad luck man, but that is genuinely pretty funny.
dalsegno 0
Hahaha! I would have told her "good job!"
Serendipiti 0
LMAO!! i wuld 2 he's SEXY! XD