By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 058
You deserved it 8 902

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Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?

I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.


I'd be lion if I told you that she was justified. Dodged the bullet there.

lol your username though!

Why didn't she just sit and watch it with you?

I'd be willing to bet that OP is wondering the same thing

Because it was a bullshit excuse. She just figured she'd say that was why she was dumping him because it's easier than saying she was dumping him because she's been humping Tyrone for the last 6 weeks.

Because that would be too logical.

Exactly! I think that would be even better. If someone told me they had never watched my favourite series I'd be all like "sit your ass over there and let me take you down cause I'm going to". I would be way more excited than them :D

This would make too much sense and like #43 said it sounds like an excuse to dump you. First thing I did when I found out my wife had never seen Star Wars was sit her down on one of our days off and watch all 6 movies together. It was a great bonding experience.

How my ex reacted when I told him I never saw Forrest Gump.

I haven't seen it but I want to

A lot of people hate me for the fact that I hate Forrest Gump..

I can see why! :)

i hated it too boring af didnt see what the big deal was

Well, no worries for the rest of your days about how that relationship would have turned out otherwise, right?

sad childhood

I wouldn't call it a big deal. My husband never had the chance to watch it either and I loved him immensely anyway. It is a very good movie - one of the best in the Disney library. Catchy music and one of the strongest stories with the saddest death in Disney movie history, it's one of those films a lot of people go on about. It's probably right up there with anything overrated, but it's a great movie anyway. TL:DR, if you like Disney movies at all, it's recommended you check it out. It's worth it.

Had to vote both because you never watched the lion king, but she reacted way to severely. Better luck next time op

Don't let that get you down. You can watch Lion King anytime. It's not life-changing, and you can definitely find somebody less insane. I didn't see Jaws till last March, so I can relate. That being said, that was a very poor excuse to dump someone, and you deserve better.

I've still never seen Jaws. Or Back to the Future.

Back to the future is life changing

I feel that your comment is only partially true. Lion King has changed my life completely... I don't think anything about me would be the same if I hadn't have watched it.

Even though The Lion King is one of my all time favorite movies that's just a shitty thing to do to a guy. I mean I wouldn't break up with a guy over something so trivial. She was probably looking for a reason to break up.