By Lady - United States
Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML
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  krnmafia92  |  0

Clearly you don't know how to be a good host. Don't get shitfaced when you should be making sure that the party is running along smoothly and that your house isn't catching on fire.

  jisaac09  |  25

Yea.... thats it.... cause i have enough room in my mouth for my imaginary gfs tongue and his imaginary balls... go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich....

  littlelemur  |  2

did you just call your own girlfriend imaginary? aren't other people supposed to suggest that for you in order to lower your social standing in the eyes of your peers?

  jisaac09  |  25

Yea.... they don't offer that class at my school 'til the fall semester, so if you don't like my comebacks then don't read my comments.... (Btw, this simon???)

And thanks for the sandwich.... ; )