FML : Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk....

Today, I had to clean my house to hide the evidence of the party I threw last night. I attempted to clean the puke stain on my carpet while still drunk. I didn't realize until this morning that the All Purpose cleaner I used was actually All Purpose Adhesive. The evidence is now glued to my carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Lady - / Monday 11 January 2010 00:21 / United States

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By bluelabeled | 0

#767690 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:18

YDI. :/ since it seems like you're far too young to be throwing parties anyways (since you're getting rid of the evidence?).

By E40_fml | 0

#767742 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:38

Maybe you should be sotally tober before you clean.

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By bluelabeled | 0

#767690 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:18

YDI. :/ since it seems like you're far too young to be throwing parties anyways (since you're getting rid of the evidence?).

Reyo | 2

#768677 - Monday 11 January 2010 08:29

This is where popularity comes back and bites you in the ass. Tell me...where were your friends when this was happening?

krnmafia92 | 0

#769089 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:07

Clearly you don't know how to be a good host. Don't get shitfaced when you should be making sure that the party is running along smoothly and that your house isn't catching on fire.

Araelius | 0

#770192 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 02:00

Friends should have been put in quotation marks....

monkey314159 | 0

#772468 - Wednesday 13 January 2010 09:27

Throw a party when you're parents are gone, then get shitfaced. You're an idiot.

Pg11 | 0

#1743182 - Wednesday 24 November 2010 08:31

say you were sick to your stomach, problem solved.

gntfmlingnow | 12

#3123234 - Wednesday 17 August 2011 04:14

Since when was throwing a party a bad thing? He's cleaning up after himself anyways and was enjoying life to the fullest.

mommy2cassidy | 18

#6121641 - Tuesday 18 November 2014 06:13

#54 did you not see that OP is a girl?

By jisaac09 | 25

#767701 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:21

I took you all night to realize this??? "oh lets spray this cleaner down and hopefully the cups and shit will just disappear"

jisaac09 | 25

#767724 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:30

I thought women where suppose to be good at cleaning..... oh wait, maybe shes just suppose to be in the kitchen....

Starchild21 | 3

#767754 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:44

You will die a virgin _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

jisaac09 | 25

#767770 - Monday 11 January 2010 09:54

Oh hell..... NOBODY MOVE.... Starchild lost his balls and needs help finding em....

alexandraa_fml | 0

#767773 - Monday 11 January 2010 10:01

Jisaac09! Shame on you! Why didn't you tell us you were hiding them in your mouth?

jisaac09 | 25

#767776 - Monday 11 January 2010 10:05

Yea.... thats it.... cause i have enough room in my mouth for my imaginary gfs tongue and his imaginary balls... go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich....

alexandraa_fml | 0

#767790 - Monday 11 January 2010 10:13

I'll make you a triple stacker sandwhich made of jisaac ego. There was a lot left over but I threw it in the grinder, I figured you didn't need it anyway.

girlygirl666 | 0

#767930 - Monday 11 January 2010 12:41

Lol

littlelemur | 2

#768045 - Monday 11 January 2010 02:04

did you just call your own girlfriend imaginary? aren't other people supposed to suggest that for you in order to lower your social standing in the eyes of your peers?

krnmafia92 | 0

#769085 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 12:05

jisaac and alexandraa = both idiots. The comebacks are just plain terrible. Stick to the 'your mom" jokes until you turn 12.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#769399 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 02:35

LOL I'll make sure and brush up on my comeback skills so I can measure up to your supreme greatness. I wasn't looking for an award, so shoo.

jisaac09 | 25

#769407 - Tuesday 12 January 2010 02:40

Yea.... they don't offer that class at my school 'til the fall semester, so if you don't like my comebacks then don't read my comments.... (Btw, this simon???) And thanks for the sandwich.... ; )