This is where popularity comes back and bites you in the ass. Tell me...where were your friends when this was happening?

Clearly you don't know how to be a good host. Don't get shitfaced when you should be making sure that the party is running along smoothly and that your house isn't catching on fire.

Friends should have been put in quotation marks....

Throw a party when you're parents are gone, then get shitfaced. You're an idiot.

say you were sick to your stomach, problem solved.

Since when was throwing a party a bad thing? He's cleaning up after himself anyways and was enjoying life to the fullest.

#54 did you not see that OP is a girl?

I thought women where suppose to be good at cleaning..... oh wait, maybe shes just suppose to be in the kitchen....

You will die a virgin _____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Oh hell..... NOBODY MOVE.... Starchild lost his balls and needs help finding em....

Jisaac09! Shame on you! Why didn't you tell us you were hiding them in your mouth?

Yea.... thats it.... cause i have enough room in my mouth for my imaginary gfs tongue and his imaginary balls... go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich....

I'll make you a triple stacker sandwhich made of jisaac ego. There was a lot left over but I threw it in the grinder, I figured you didn't need it anyway.

Lol

did you just call your own girlfriend imaginary? aren't other people supposed to suggest that for you in order to lower your social standing in the eyes of your peers?

jisaac and alexandraa = both idiots. The comebacks are just plain terrible. Stick to the 'your mom" jokes until you turn 12.

LOL I'll make sure and brush up on my comeback skills so I can measure up to your supreme greatness. I wasn't looking for an award, so shoo.

Yea.... they don't offer that class at my school 'til the fall semester, so if you don't like my comebacks then don't read my comments.... (Btw, this simon???) And thanks for the sandwich.... ; )