Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML
Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML
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neko_ceko 3
Who can resist Tarzan?
elisabethecstasy 0
Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.
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Comments (145)
Loveya448 0
Better Tarzan than Jane.
Divarhd 2
damn last time I was on the Disney Cruise Tarzan was gay....
unpossible 26
Send her this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5iIA0yfoNM. It's the Tarzan fail from Fail Blog. She won't like it, but you might get a laugh.
FireFlie07 20
With reason, have you seen the guys that play Tarzan at Disney??? They're ripped beyond belief and coated in oil for an extra kick. And did I mention the loincloth? Sorry for you, but Kudos to your ex! :)
cpatrick820 3
Kudos to whoever cheats on you
f_alltheirlives 3
Oh man, I bet you thought Korak was yours too huh?
timewarpist 1
lawl
chaoscentral 0
Dude that sucks big time. I don't think I'm going to get a better time to use this line though... "For you're information he was a bartender, and he didn't even cum inside of her"
Fminetoo 0
"im going to get my bartending license" "**** OFF!"
girlslikeboyz 0
#18 was kiddin and i found it funny
mk58 31
No 42, he was totally and utterly serious.
timewarpist 1
Well, I mean Tarzan is handsome, and Tarzan is strong, he's really cute and his hair is long...
nmcoy 6
and if that wasn't bad enough, he had a big shlong.
Bertha5 0
rofl. ouch. but tarzan is hott
studentwoes 2
Hahahahhaha, this is hilarious, because I know people who worked on both of the Disney Cruise ships last summer, so one of them probably know the Tarzan and "Jane" in question.
roaminginsomniac 0
HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sorry. Tarzan, dude, Tarzan!