Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
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neko_ceko 3
Who can resist Tarzan?
elisabethecstasy 0
Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.
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Comments (145)
ValerieCameron_fml 0
At least she didn't cheat on you with Jane!
HannahBabe 0
haha #34 The Hangover xD
Squander 3
You think you're angry, Jane Porter's gonna be pissed. It's very unfortunate Ariel doesn't have genitals, 'cause if I was going to revenge-cheat, she'd be my pick. Or Robin Hood...he's such a fox.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Isn't that the whole point of working on a Disney cruise ship?
darry107 0
so...... just like the hangover?
Flutist 3
Depending on where disney went it might have been international waters. If you can drink, have sex with a blow fish and kill someone out there, then you can **** Tarzan (And its not cheating.) I guess you didn't know that happiest place on earth wasn't with you. It would only be funnier if your girlfriend's name was Jane. In seriousness though, get a new girl. I hear Cinderella's looking. Turns out Charming did Tarzan too. Awkward.
Kylias 6
She worked on a Disney cruise ship? I'd bet money that she worked as Jane.
dangletsbang21 0
#18?was kiiding, it's from the movie the hangover, and kudos for using the quote. love that movie :)
Turtles_rock 0
I bet ur mad cuz now u can't have him
noshitsherlock 0
HAHAHAHHA this is like in The Hangover, but TARZAN (WTF HAHAHA) instead of a bartender. FYL indeed!
rooskieroo 0
hahahaha.. i was thinkin the same thing. since you ****** that waitor on your cruiseship last june BAM!