Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a...

By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 542

You deserved it 3 844

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 168

You deserved it 118

By justgreatgirl - 11/06/2010 23:00 - United States

Today, I found out that even after a really bad break up and the fact that I left him for someone else, my parents offered my ex-boyfriend to join us on a one week family vacation. He agreed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 300

You deserved it 13 483

By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 445

You deserved it 3 388

By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 294

You deserved it 7 303

Narcissism in a nutshell

By Anonymous - 13/06/2021 00:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend's family offered me the trip of a lifetime visiting their families overseas. My mother threw a tantrum, telling me that it was my fault that she was never able to travel, it was my fault that she got pregnant with me and had to marry my abusive father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 854

You deserved it 88

By bob7654 - 11/11/2016 02:44 - United States - Arlington

Today, my parents asked me if my girlfriend of two years and I wanted to go see a musical with them. I haven't told them that she broke up with me the day after she met them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 243

You deserved it 2 105

By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 412

You deserved it 2 604

By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 656

You deserved it 3 968

Dodged a bullet

By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents. Her father looked me up and down, said, “No” then went back to his TV. My girlfriend immediately broke up with me and threw me out. I even had to get a really expensive taxi home, because we’d driven in her car and I had no idea what part of the city I was in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 879

You deserved it 147

By dieders - 12/12/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 044

You deserved it 672

mintcar 9

Monday 20 December 2010 19:03

Haha, move on. She's not worth it.

climbthoserocks 6

Monday 20 December 2010 19:03

Well, she seems like a keeper.

Comments

lolthatsucksop 0

Monday 20 December 2010 19:02

lol

ladies_man217 0

Monday 20 December 2010 19:11

who wouldnt break up with their bf for a trip to europe

storylogan 0

Monday 20 December 2010 19:13

mee! I woulddnnttt(:

LightningLadyy 0

Monday 20 December 2010 19:50

I wouldn't, but that's a pretty awesome/devious plan :)

Shootamonkey3 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 6:12

LOL TRANSFORMERS!!!

Shookitup 0

Friday 24 December 2010 11:47

What a nice lady :)

Shookitup 0

Friday 24 December 2010 11:49

What a nice lady :)

mintcar 9

Monday 20 December 2010 19:03

Haha, move on. She's not worth it.

LovesLostInteres_fml 8

Monday 20 December 2010 19:03

it's all good bud, she sounds like a bitch!

iSitt 0

Monday 20 December 2010 21:04

sounds like that Winston Churchill quote

st0815 9

Monday 20 December 2010 21:30

She doesn't value you, her affections can be altered with money and she is dim (as demonstrated by her parents tricking her). OP: be happy you are rid of that one.

OverweightNinja 0

Monday 20 December 2010 22:24

just buy her back.

lexi122333 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 18:01

exactly what I was thinking.

thebigtwinkie 28

Thursday 18 September 2014 16:46

Bros before hoes Coming from a girl Wait

DLIPF6969 1

Monday 20 December 2010 19:03

sorry bro. that blos

climbthoserocks 6

Monday 20 December 2010 19:03

Well, she seems like a keeper.

jmd534 0

Monday 20 December 2010 22:01

hahaha!!!!

cradle6 13

Monday 20 December 2010 19:05

damn dude. that's really messed up. don't take her back. your name is really awesome btw.

DahkLohd 4

Monday 20 December 2010 19:05

Consider yourself lucky to be rid of her.

MrsLender_fml 3

Monday 20 December 2010 19:12

Dumb muggle girl!

Jordynn907 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 10:49

hahaha !

sexycountrygirl0 0

Monday 20 December 2010 19:06

she's a selfish bitch, get a girl who is worth your time.

crazyivan118 0

Monday 20 December 2010 21:41

your cute

ohthebloodygore 16

Monday 20 December 2010 21:49

57, you're an idiot.

devileyekill 0

Monday 20 December 2010 23:59

ohthebloodygore you're ugly. Am I smart now!? :0

Ninjafriends 1

Monday 20 December 2010 19:06

You should actually be very happy you learned so much about her character. She's the real loser in this situation. Haha, I laugh at her.

MiaStarFire 2

Monday 20 December 2010 20:43

OR maybe what happened is that PinkFloyd777 is a horrible boyfriend and she didn't mind breaking up with him to begin with? Either way, don't cry over it because you're both wrong for each other.