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By foreveravirgin - / Wednesday 15 August 2012 19:07 / United States - New Orleans
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By  DeadxManxWalking  |  27

Ditch that and go on the date

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"Hopefully" she has alzheimers and OP can send a friend instead!

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24- I know; that's why it's in quotation marks. You know, to indicate the sarcasm?

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So, you like a girl for months, then get to finally hangout with her. You automatically assume your going to get laid? You are going to be a virgin forever, but for more reasons then your grandma.

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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Also, unless the girl is a bitch, I'm sure she we would be understanding enough to reschedule the date. If she isn't willing to, then she was probably never worth the time.

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I don't think he even has to ditch. His granny seems so keen on seeing him in a relationship that she'd let him off the hook if he just explained it to her. Unless of course his parents are the one forceing him, then I seriously doubt that he would have got laid.

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150- As you said, I was trying to use sarcasm; but I honestly do see the error in my comment, and apologize. My friend's grandmother had dementia and couldn't even recognize anyone near the end. Sorry to all I offended. :

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  wetofour  |  7

If OP is still a virgin I'm pretty sure he won't lose it on the first date anyway, even considering there's a small chance she would "give it up."

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  noelykins1  |  19

You ever think that maybe not only was he liking her for months but also had been seeing her for awhile?

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  p3mguin  |  7

Number 76 is right, the could be seeing each other. You people are hypocrites, you say don't make assumptions on other FMLs. Yet you make one here that it was their first date.

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  Arthurie  |  30

83 - First of all.. they*. And not necessarily these people say to not assume on an FML. I wouldn't fling names around, if I were you, unless you have a legit reason for it. I fail to find your reason.

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p3mguin: Are you not assuming that they've been seeing each other for a while? Pot calling the kettle black, hmm? Besides, it's impossible NOT to make assumptions on FML. Just by voting FYL, we're assuming that OP is the victim, when they very well could've caused the situation. Yes, some assumptions are more far-fetched than others, but in this case, one guess is as good as another.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Lunch date doesn't usually mean sex for someone you've been "liking" for months versus "seeing" for months. I think we may have discovered why you're still single. Is it really so difficult to call up the girl and tell her your grandmother is in town and ask to reschedule? Many people think valuing time with family is a good character trait and most others will at least understand it's unavoidable. You could've rescheduled for an evening date and increased your chances.

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  Marcella1016  |  26

76 and 84 - Ever heard of context clues? It's something we learn about in school. It is heavily implied by the wording of the FML that it's a first date. Rather than bashing all the people who agree, try scrolling up and reading the FML again. And make sure you try reading between the lines, too.

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  noelykins1  |  19

^ I have read it several times, it is possible they may have been seeing each other and or liking one another for a while. Also they could of gone on a date before and maybe they made out. So just maybe he was expecting to get laid on the second date. It is possible. So please don't advise me to do something when you can't even think of any other options.

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  tinysocks  |  11

So glad for being married...i know they aren't but it sounds like most women under 25 have decided whoring themselves for dinner and drinks is a good way to discover yourself and get ahead in life...

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  doctorhook86  |  24

135: Untrue, unless the only dates you go on involve slutty chicks and alcohol. Normal people don't expect sex on the first date. Now as for the third date, all bets are off.

By  bizarre_ftw  |  21

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  Llama_Face89  |  33

Meh it was a joke. Lay off her.

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"Even IF she's a woman stealing bitch." ;)

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To both people who replied: I am a classical pianist, and thusly, enjoy Beethoven. I commented just like everybody else, and was quite offended by your comments. The thumbs down button should be sufficient; putting others down is unneccessary. Thanks.

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  silverstream20  |  19

Yeah but your comment was neither funny or insightful and the comments that came were people pointing that out to you also it's not their fault you were offended. It's as you say, they were commenting like everyone else.

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  xKandaxYuux  |  8

122- The previous comment that you had made, was just asking for it really. Now, I only really said you were trying too hard, not sure what's so offensive about that. But, maybe next time just think the comment over before displaying it on the internet. Because there are people out there who will do a better job at offending you than myself.

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136- I apologize for the fact that I didn’t comment with sole purpose of pleasing you. Also, just because you haven’t been ‘delightful,’ I thought I would point out that you should have said, “neither funny NOR insightful.” Grammar is important when one insults another. 

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  silverstream20  |  19

Not that it matters to me but yeah I was not trying to insult you at all. I was merely talking about the quality of the comment which I thought was inappropriate. If you feel that it was directed at you personally then I apologize.

By  Welshite  |  39

One date and you expect to have sex? Not to mention it's the girl you like. Maybe I'm old-school but I don't treat women like that. Respect them, and they love you for it.

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  Tanner1245  |  4

simple solution: reschedule the date. then you can spend time with family and go on your date but don't expect it to happen on the first date. Not all girls are easy and respect her go on a few dates and get to know her it will be better for you then.

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  HiddenValley  |  5

I totally agree. But in this day and age it's the guys who don't respect girls who are constantly getting laid. I just don't understand. But either way I will always respect girls.

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  awilso13  |  8

No they don't, they love assholes. Only until there about thirty and are tired of dealing with that do they finally look for the "nice guy". Even then they still prefer assholes sometimes; they think they will be the "one" to make him change for some reason.

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