By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans
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I don't think he even has to ditch. His granny seems so keen on seeing him in a relationship that she'd let him off the hook if he just explained it to her. Unless of course his parents are the one forceing him, then I seriously doubt that he would have got laid.
p3mguin: Are you not assuming that they've been seeing each other for a while? Pot calling the kettle black, hmm? Besides, it's impossible NOT to make assumptions on FML. Just by voting FYL, we're assuming that OP is the victim, when they very well could've caused the situation. Yes, some assumptions are more far-fetched than others, but in this case, one guess is as good as another.
Lunch date doesn't usually mean sex for someone you've been "liking" for months versus "seeing" for months. I think we may have discovered why you're still single. Is it really so difficult to call up the girl and tell her your grandmother is in town and ask to reschedule? Many people think valuing time with family is a good character trait and most others will at least understand it's unavoidable. You could've rescheduled for an evening date and increased your chances.
76 and 84 - Ever heard of context clues? It's something we learn about in school. It is heavily implied by the wording of the FML that it's a first date. Rather than bashing all the people who agree, try scrolling up and reading the FML again. And make sure you try reading between the lines, too.
^ I have read it several times, it is possible they may have been seeing each other and or liking one another for a while. Also they could of gone on a date before and maybe they made out. So just maybe he was expecting to get laid on the second date. It is possible. So please don't advise me to do something when you can't even think of any other options.
You should cherish your time with your grandmother. There will be other girls.
122- The previous comment that you had made, was just asking for it really. Now, I only really said you were trying too hard, not sure what's so offensive about that. But, maybe next time just think the comment over before displaying it on the internet. Because there are people out there who will do a better job at offending you than myself.
136- I apologize for the fact that I didn’t comment with sole purpose of pleasing you. Also, just because you haven’t been ‘delightful,’ I thought I would point out that you should have said, “neither funny NOR insightful.” Grammar is important when one insults another.
One date and you expect to have sex? Not to mention it's the girl you like. Maybe I'm old-school but I don't treat women like that. Respect them, and they love you for it.