About Ftp_benihana
505 bitches! If you don't like my comments well sorry I ran out of fucks to give. Favorite Movie Quotes "You can get a good look at a T-bone by shoving your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather just take the butcher's word for it?" "Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind your gonna get." "Hey I forgot to ask, do you like guacamole?" "The royal penis is clean your highness." "Hey Carl, you gonna eat your cornbread?" "I've always considered myself a one man wolf-pack."
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