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505 bitches! If you don't like my comments well sorry I ran out of fucks to give.
Favorite Movie Quotes
"You can get a good look at a T-bone by shoving your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather just take the butcher's word for it?"
"Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what kind your gonna get."
"Hey I forgot to ask, do you like guacamole?"
"The royal penis is clean your highness."
"Hey Carl, you gonna eat your cornbread?"
"I've always considered myself a one man wolf-pack."
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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments. -
Mobility
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
50 quality comments
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A new thumb
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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