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That’s not an FML. Had the grandmother yelled, “Praise Jesus, she dodged a bullet!” THAT would be an FML.
"Today I made a sweet old lady cry" is an FML in my book
This is a compliment.
^ this, and unfortunately, not all compliments are completely positive.
Wow, dude. How could you make an old lady cry like that? Shame on you.
I've been there. My ex-boyfriend dumped me back in October 2017. In April, the band we are in took a trip tf or a competition. My ex's parents were there, and his mom thought we were still together. I didn't have the heart to tell them that their egoistic son had dumped me because I got first chair trumpet while he got second chair trumpet.
I don't like autocorrect. That was supposed to say "trip for" and not whatever ....ummmm....."greatness".....it left for me today...
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That’s not an FML. Had the grandmother yelled, “Praise Jesus, she dodged a bullet!” THAT would be an FML.
This is a compliment.