Intimacy: Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl...

By foreveravirgin - 15/08/2012 19:07 - United States - New Orleans

Today, I found out that instead of going on a date with a girl I've liked for months, I'm going to be forced to have lunch with my grandmother tomorrow. Instead of losing my virginity, I will get to be interrogated about why I'm single. FML

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By Forever alone Guy - 19/02/2013 23:07 - Australia - Narre Warren

Today, I've been single for so long my grandmother had to ask if I actually like women or not. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

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By ghost? - 16/12/2012 08:31 - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML

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By Sara - 03/05/2016 16:52 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend and I went to visit his grandparents. Everything went well, until his grandmother approached me and asked me if I wanted to try some of her old bras. I didn't want to be rude, so I went with her. Most awkward moment of my life. FML

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By cheese123 - 03/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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The gays

By kolgate - 15/02/2012 10:12 - United States

Today, I called my grandmother to wish her a happy Valentine's Day. She asked me if I had a date lined up. I didn't, and before I could explain why, she responded with, "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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Run for the hills

By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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My ears!

By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Thursday 16 August 2012 0:03

Why do you assume she would have sex with you?

doctorhook86 24

Thursday 16 August 2012 0:13

This FML smells like it was written by someone under age 20...

Comments

Dusty_Busters 15

Thursday 16 August 2012 11:31

You probably wouldnt have gotten any anyways lol

Fmlsea 28

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:55

You will be forever a virgin if you keep assuming that this chick will magically jump on your penis , not all females are easy and sex should be the last thing on your mind when on a date .

Steffi 26

Thursday 16 August 2012 12:56

Maybe, you wouldn't be single, if you didn't expect sex, on the first date?

aerogxt 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 14:10

If that's why you wanna go out with her, I do believe I've found the reason you're single...

Kathts7 12

Thursday 16 August 2012 14:59

I Think your gran would understand if you want to go on the date.. But why do you expect sex?

fg_cn 3

Thursday 16 August 2012 15:21

guys are always expecting sex, ain't we?

davidm200 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 15:37

GO FOR THE DATE!!!! DITCH UR GRANDMA!!!

cherryllollo 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 17:39

You're probably single because you automatically think girls are gonna give it up to you.. find a *****. She'll take your vcard and don't even have to date!