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By ShowerStar - 15/8/2012 21:14 - United States - Mequon
Today, I realized that my neighbors can not only hear me singing in the shower through my apartment's paper-thin walls, they also take great delight in recording it so that they can play it at high volume for their friends when they next throw a party. I want to disappear. FML
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  Skyblu10  |  10

86, If everyone was to not comment because it's not "nice" or it's "insensitive" no one would be able to write anything. Just because you are offended doesn't mean we shouldn't write it.

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  godhatesyou777  |  3

Suck it up butter cup, I've felt that way to but It's the Internet... If your not mature enough to deal with suicide jokes maybe you stick to sudoku like the other recent poster

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  ruabadfishtoo  |  0

There are things you shouldn't joke about "buttercup". Yes this is the internet but that doesn't make it any better to say shit like that. And if you've really felt that way before, you would've felt the same way as I did when I read that. Just please think before you type

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  constipatedlady  |  0

108 there is absolutely nothing that should not be joked about, be it rape, suicide, or rabbits.

Perhaps you were so depressed because you lack a proper sense of humor. I know this because I'd kill myself if I lacked a sense of humor.

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  Wimoweh  |  10

Not be a dick 124, but he/she spelled correctly, just use the wrong word. You should've said "you should use proper grammar." It's not too late to become a grammar nazi!

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  zandalee  |  19

Sing Spice Girls songs really loudly and totally out of tune. You need to sound bad enough to shatter glass. They will tire of you very quickly.

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  iseyixes  |  18

I'm guessing she isn't since she is embarrassed and the neighbors play it for guests; doubtfully because they think she is awesome, more likely because they want to fall on their asses laughing at her.

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  fylx100  |  19

4- I know I'm probably going to get thumbed down but I have to ask; Is your last name Johnson? Also, do you live in Florida? Because you look exactly like someone I sorta know and the age matches too. That is assuming from your username that your first name is Chelsea.

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  imavelociraptor  |  6

Not necessarily. I'm a pretty decent singer and people tell me i'm good. and i have recordings on my phone but if someone listened to them i would freak out. You never sound as good to yourself as you do to other people.

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  realeah  |  4

*"Brother, have you seen your picture? You have Obama and Pokemon. Come on, now!?"

That doesn't even make sense when it's said grammatically correct. You've failed.

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  nado13579  |  12

Rules of FML Land:
1- Never say yolo.
2- Never say swag.
3- Never misspell that many times in a sentence.
The only time you can break these rules is if you are being sarcastic, making fun of the idiots who do say it.

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

Is the definition of stalker actually this lost now? They are sat in their own home doing whatever and suddenly hear loud singing. You're suggesting that recording noise they overhear whilst in their own home makes them stalkers?

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