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I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?
if OP did sing anything from Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus then suicide does seem like a reasonable option
Um you are amazing because I love foster the people and you're awesome!!!
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore. "Tv reference anyone?
#49 I'm amazing because of that? Well that somewhat sucks.
Very nice 55!
Yeah that song is amazing
86, If everyone was to not comment because it's not "nice" or it's "insensitive" no one would be able to write anything. Just because you are offended doesn't mean we shouldn't write it.
Suck it up butter cup, I've felt that way to but It's the Internet... If your not mature enough to deal with suicide jokes maybe you stick to sudoku like the other recent poster
That Futurama joke has been declared not funny anymore do to over use, especially when used over small annoyances. Apparently the internet decided this a while back.
If your worried about insensitive jokes you shouldn't be on this site!
Not be a dick 124, but he/she spelled correctly, just use the wrong word. You should've said "you should use proper grammar." It's not too late to become a grammar nazi!
Sorry, OP! There were old people below my family who would eavesdrop on us all the time. :(
This is the 2nd recent FML involving nosy fuckballs neighbors. What is happening?!?
Sing Spice Girls songs really loudly and totally out of tune. You need to sound bad enough to shatter glass. They will tire of you very quickly.
I'm going to OP's next concert. Who's with me? :D
In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."
This comment made my life xD
Ikr
Your neighbors need to disappear. Freaks.
I agree with 6! Those are some weird ass neighbors.
Yeah, this guy sings in the garage.
...the water turns into blood. Just like the movie Carrie.
Just sayin if there recordig you for a PARTY they prolly think your good and there to lazy to download somethin off of itunes
Bro have you seen your picture u have obama n pokmenon comon now
*"Brother, have you seen your picture? You have Obama and Pokemon. Come on, now!?" That doesn't even make sense when it's said grammatically correct. You've failed.
You know you fail at spelling when the corrections give you a good sense of what you meant to write.
*gets to comment 8* YOLO1117. ...I knew then that it would be a bad comment.
76- RIGGGGHHTTT!! I only read it because I knew the comments would be hilarious!! I was right!
Rules of FML Land: 1- Never say yolo. 2- Never say swag. 3- Never misspell that many times in a sentence. The only time you can break these rules is if you are being sarcastic, making fun of the idiots who do say it.
Your neighbors are creepy stalkers. I would call the police, like, now.
Is the definition of stalker actually this lost now? They are sat in their own home doing whatever and suddenly hear loud singing. You're suggesting that recording noise they overhear whilst in their own home makes them stalkers?
9- you live for them? I live for my little sister because she relies on me. Does a boy band rely on you? That's so weird.
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In the middle of the shower, stop singing and say "I hope the neighbors don't find out I killed their cat..."
I'm guessing your favorite song is Houdini by Foster the People?