Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
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supervacaneous
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Start by giving her a massage, then try to get laid. Sounds like she's in the mood.
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lukep135
| 6
Try the massage sex combo. That works every time in pleasing your lover
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dregtp
| 1
That sucks, learn to use it OP
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lyssa_jean
| 7
Or if you just cant get it right, use a vibrator on her. that'll get her;)
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Jonkbaby
| 19
sex doesn't just involve the private parts you know..
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starman02
| 12
It doesn't?!.. Sex.. As in sexual intercourse? .. I'm from Canada and I dunno if you have a different kind of sex ed wherever your from BUT sex is, and always has been, involving the "private parts". If your being sarcastic someone really should make a sarcastic font! :)
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
So you mean to tell me my brother was lying to me the whole time when he said to make babies I need to stick my nose in her belly button and blow as hard as I can?
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xXUND3ADcityXx
| 0
Last time I checked sex involved a guys' you know and a girls' you know...but hey what do I know
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sm0kinBCBudz
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Yea 25 I'm in Canada I it same classes
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Miss_Trejo
| 5
I agree with 16. Sex involves the entire body...
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gravygecko
| 2
Canada, they even manage to make sex boring.
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ZoeElizabeth
| 0
He didn't say it didn't involve inside part he said it didn't JUST involve them. If you think that that is all sex is then you have bigger problems than being Canadian.
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challan
| 19
Well, im not visiting Canada anytime soon! For a woman, sex does involve the whole body. It also can start hours before having sex for us. A pat on the ass, a sexy whisper in the ear, brushing your fingers over her neck... Do something every time you walk by her! Try it guys, and you'll see a change.
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willisawesome
| 0
This remind anyone else of that one Friends episode?
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Jonkbaby
| 19
40, 54, and 55 you girls know how its done..
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you're so stupid, it must hurt
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supervacaneous
| 4
Start by giving her a massage, then try to get laid. Sounds like she's in the mood.
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lukep135
| 6
Try the massage sex combo. That works every time in pleasing your lover
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kikiwi_fml
| 9
This guy knows what he's talking about.
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deransc
| 19
Try to put in as much effort into sex as you do her massage
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Pentium_4
| 26
dude, eat her out to warm her up instead. works well
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4rmMiami
| 4
It works well... I should know
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crazycatgirl
| 0
Alot of FMLs are about sex. It seems like people just can't get their sex lives together.
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lebronesque73091
| 12
#4 Lol, I didn't expect to read that or at least for it to be worded that way. But on a serious note, that is probably a good idea.
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lebronesque73091
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#94 I agree. It's a shame really. But they are interesting to say the least.
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Altuna15
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Gotta love your way of thinking!!!
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DontClickOnMe
| 28
Well, massages can be pretty orgasmic sometimes...
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Nevereverland
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I dont know whats worse your picture , or the fact that i click on it anyway every single time!
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jayylove
| 1
xD your comment made my day
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eimiii_fml
| 0
I just can't take that comment seriously with that picture..
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tacocrunchy12
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BRIAN PEPPERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Keevarou
| 16
I can't blame her kind of, getting a good massage is heavenly:)
And hey, that must mean you're good at giving massages ^^
So you should be proud about that :3
And hey, that must mean you're good at giving massages ^^
So you should be proud about that :3
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Did Keev get a new account? :)
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Keevarou
| 16
Eeyup I did ^_^
You guys won't get rid of me that fast :)
You guys won't get rid of me that fast :)
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Well what happened to the old one?
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Keevarou
| 16
Rage quitting ^_^
I were in a bad mood and needed some time to collect myself ^^
I were in a bad mood and needed some time to collect myself ^^
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LadyLol_fml
| 15
Well we're glad you're back :)
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lyssa_jean
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This should be an fml for your gf. I'm sure you still get off......
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DuffleBagHero
| 4
Not every girl has to moan while having sex, it also doesn't mean she's pleased any the less either.
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auntycj
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I agree. Porn is not reality.
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Awe, don't feel bad OP, at least you can make her feel good in some ways. :)
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Lanewood
| 2
You should feel bad OP.. You're just terrible in bed it seems
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pinkpixie06
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Start by giving her a relaxing massage. Then make it part of your foreplay! She'll be relaxed and after your hands have been all over her body, you'll both be "in the mood".