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Hey, if she was amused instead of offended, that's a plus right there.

Not really an fml? Everybody has to go at somepoint.. plus she cared enough to check you were ok! She’s a keeper

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Hey, if she was amused instead of offended, that's a plus right there.

Not really an fml? Everybody has to go at somepoint.. plus she cared enough to check you were ok! She’s a keeper

That was exactly my thought.

Don't worry, once you're married you won't even bother closing the door.

This is why I always run the water when someone else is around haha

SO instead of coming to the realization that everyone farts and poops/etc, you waste water.

Plot twist: OP's neighbor from across the street sent the text.

You've found one who's worthy of keeping!