By anonymous - 17/04/2012 01:59 - United Kingdom - London

Spicy
Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
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supervacaneous 4

Start by giving her a massage, then try to get laid. Sounds like she's in the mood.

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lukep135 6

Try the massage sex combo. That works every time in pleasing your lover

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vettle 6

Lol, I think thats more common than you think. I am quiet as a mouse during sex but a good massage from hubby makes me moan. Massages are pretty sexual though.

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eccentrix 12

Maybe her massage noises and her sex noises sound different. F your life for belonging to someone who thinks their life sucks because their girlfriend likes their massages too much.

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ememsee 4

Sounds like "sex sounds" should be called "massage sounds" now

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Some of us are just really quiet during sex! I make more noise during a massage too, but it's not sex sounds.

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Candice0687 0

Massages are the best if their done right which it like you did

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irishlagger 5

I know that feel, OP. not only is that how my dates go, but my girlfriend sent me a link to this post... I think she wanted to tell me something.

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prettygiirl13 3

Simply improve on your sexual abilities!

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Travisty518 0

I hear yah on that one, the only ways can usually get my girlfriend to take her shirt off is if I offer her a back rub!

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