By anonymous - 17/04/2012 01:59 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
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supervacaneous 4

Start by giving her a massage, then try to get laid. Sounds like she's in the mood.

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lukep135 6

Try the massage sex combo. That works every time in pleasing your lover

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xXSecondGuessXx 0

HAH. That sucks. But I'm a girl, and having my back massaged makes me moan sometimes. Still, I don't think your girlfriend is logical.

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Lililthx 7

What does pleasure (or no pleasure) have to do with logic...?

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RedPillSucks 31

@5 You forgot 5. ?????? 6. Profit!!!!!

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kei1108 13

Only 30% of women can achieve ****** by penetration alone. Everyone likes different things!

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JamesMusicus 2

Do both at the same time, see what happens.

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Cablo_Gubla 2

If you suck that bad in bed, you might want to consider learning more about the ******. Read the Kama Sutra or something.

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amsalwajih 0

Maybe u should utilize ur hands more than ur penis while having sex

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KiddNYC1O 20

There's nothing like a good back rub/massage, bro.

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iCagetheElephant 6

You must have magic fingers! You just need to use them a little bit lower... ;)

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