Get a strap on or use your finger

Maybe he is straining when he is having sex?

Poop so good! C'mon baby make me poop so good! Sometimes love doesn't feel like it should, 'cuz baby I poop so good!

You should familiarise yourself with iglooing. Seems like your husband would enjoy it.

If this is the worst part of your relationship you’re doing pretty good.

He is probably bi! Try penetrating him

Yaaay, I'm not the only one :) Mine, too. You know what they say... a good poop in the morning is a thousand times better than sex :) (here I am hoping that people will understand my sarcasm/irony/whatever)

that's some gangster ass shit right there.