By anonymous - 17/04/2012 01:59 - United Kingdom - London

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Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML
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supervacaneous 4

Start by giving her a massage, then try to get laid. Sounds like she's in the mood.

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lukep135 6

Try the massage sex combo. That works every time in pleasing your lover

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Paigopotomus 0

Today, I found the post my boyfriend said he put on FML about me. About our sex life. FML

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Moonheart13 1

Hey at least you're pleasuring here ;)

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xNephilim 18

Take it as a compliment. You give a hell of a massage apparently. Also, a bad sexual life can be fixed easily. It's called communication. Talk to her about what she likes sexually. OR she might just be too shy to make actual sex noises. It took me a while to get comfortable enough during sex to actually express it vocally. It's not that the sex is bad - I just thought it sounded weird and awkward if I actually moaned and all that, so I kept quiet.

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sugarbear0727 19

I agree with 116. I was always extremely quiet because I was shy and just felt awkward making noise. But once I lived on my own and didn't have to worry about family or anything, I expressed myself a lot more vocally. And I agree with a lot of people, massages are just simply amazing. Try it as a warm-up for sex.

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themaddoctor 11

Hehe I have the same thing usually have to start massaging her back then butt smooth sailing after that ?

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