By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

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Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
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cacheson 41
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Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.

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niftyismybitch 21
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After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."

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Lalala579121 27
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She just wanted you to pork her.

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RodzillaX 30
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I don't know who you are, but I love you so hard right now.

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SecundusSecunda 27
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Not as hard as those pig noises.

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childproofpizza 19
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not as hard as me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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PaulDesmond 11
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That must have been pleasant

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cacheson 41
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Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.

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cacheson 41
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...Chain emails are great! ...especially ones you receive multiple times. If you don't believe me you can always google it. :)

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zaidthunder1 27
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I wonder how the pig experts would find out that the pig would be having an orgasm.

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cacheson 41
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Brain wave readings?

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Donut_Wizard 23

Bacon fetish?

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niftyismybitch 21
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After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."

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Elgrin 15
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This. Must. Happen. MUST.

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leJar 14
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"Today, my boyfriend called me a pig during sex. FML". Unless the pig noises are intended, this is how I think that will play out

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doge750 16
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I thought the same thing

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askullnamedbilly 33

Is your name David Cameron by any chance?

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Triberius 4
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{Insert favorite Deliverance joke here!}

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aw25 5
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When finishing he said "bringing home the bacon"!!!!

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Tripartita 44
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It would appear a bae of pigs invaded FML.

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vikky538 28
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Pigs are beautiful

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cacheson 41
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Way to ruin the sentiment.

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