By nick - 27/06/2016 03:44 - United States - Highland Park

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Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.

After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."

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Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.

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I wonder how the pig experts would find out that the pig would be having an ******.

After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."

"Today, my boyfriend called me a pig during sex. FML". Unless the pig noises are intended, this is how I think that will play out

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Is your name David Cameron by any chance?

{Insert favorite Deliverance joke here!}

When finishing he said "bringing home the bacon"!!!!