She just wanted you to pork her.

You win.

I don't know who you are, but I love you so hard right now.

Not as hard as those pig noises.

not as hard as me (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

That must have been pleasant

Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.

...Chain emails are great!

...especially ones you receive multiple times. If you don't believe me you can always google it. :)

I wonder how the pig experts would find out that the pig would be having an orgasm.

Brain wave readings?

Is she fat?

Bacon fetish?

After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."

This. Must. Happen.

MUST.

"Today, my boyfriend called me a pig during sex. FML". Unless the pig noises are intended, this is how I think that will play out

I thought the same thing

Is your name David Cameron by any chance?

{Insert favorite Deliverance joke here!}

When finishing he said "bringing home the bacon"!!!!

It would appear a bae of pigs invaded FML.

Nice reference

Pigs are beautiful

Way to ruin the sentiment.