Sex, Embarrassing, Weird and Awkward: Aaaaaaaaargh

Aaaaaaaaargh

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 16:00

Today, my girlfriend told me I don't make enough noise during sex. Then when we had sex again, I made the noises she wanted. She then broke up with me because, apparently, when I came, I screamed like a girl. FML

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RichardPencil 30

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Ha! They’re always setting us up to fail! You can’t win. One woman told me to talk dirty during sex, so I called her a “stupid, ******* piece of shit.” She dumped me. What the hell?!?! What the actual hell?!?!?

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