Aaaaaaaaargh

By Anonymous - 28/05/2019 16:00

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me I don't make enough noise during sex. Then when we had sex again, I made the noises she wanted. She then broke up with me because, apparently, when I came, I screamed like a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 501
You deserved it 448

Same thing different taste

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Ha! They’re always setting us up to fail! You can’t win. One woman told me to talk dirty during sex, so I called her a “stupid, ******* piece of shit.” She dumped me. What the hell?!?! What the actual hell?!?!?

Yah what is that with guys who are totally silent during sex? I hear this from other women too so I know it’s not cause I suck at sex. It’s so boring and unrewarding to **** someone who doesn’t signal any pleasure at all.

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Ha! They’re always setting us up to fail! You can’t win. One woman told me to talk dirty during sex, so I called her a “stupid, ******* piece of shit.” She dumped me. What the hell?!?! What the actual hell?!?!?

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Yah what is that with guys who are totally silent during sex? I hear this from other women too so I know it’s not cause I suck at sex. It’s so boring and unrewarding to **** someone who doesn’t signal any pleasure at all.