By Cary - 26/12/2011 06:17 - United States

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML
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perdix 29

Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.

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non_finisher 9

Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!

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non_finisher 9

Girls with deeper voices are usually beautiful...!

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skeezle 0

The people who thumbed up 2s comment are all probably deep voiced females lol

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ScaughtieHolden 11

If she sounds like James Earl Jones, tell her to say "Luke, I am your father" (if anyone got that joke)

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madgrinchhatter 12

No, nobody got the joke. Because nobody has ever heard the second most quotable line in all of Star Wars

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BrokenDreamer24 15

47-I got Holden's joke. Sure, I don't watch StarWars that much, but I grew up with it around me and I know most of the awesome quotes.

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Plaasmaa 4

Not at all true. Scientifically, a girl having a lower voice would indicate she has lower levels of estrogen and higher amounts of testosterone. Girls with lower estrogen and higher testosterone have less womanly faces and bodies A.K.A they would be less attractive.

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Zeppelin1969 5

Really? Because I always imagined girls with the deepest voices to be overweight Russian, Scandinavian, or Polish people named Helga. Just kidding I thought I might bring out some stereotypes for people to argue aboot.

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

Donna Pinciotti from That 70's Show was pretty and she had a super deep voice

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kelissa_fml 16

I kinda have a deep voice. D: Well not like creepy deep but deeper than most girls...

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Plaasmaa 4

Don't thumb me down just because you don't like the facts.

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emmanizzer 6

Damn. And I was under the illusion that that turned men on. Well, now what I am I supposed to get men with? My personality? Bah!!

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Cassiderp 9

Thank you 2, I feel better about myself now

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Cassiderp 9

Well, there goes my self esteem. Again.

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MayaTheBee_fml 10

What if I told you, that how your face and body looks, does not rely on the amount of oestrogen and testosterone, but on the genes you got fromm your mom and dad.

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Cinis 13

My boyfriend made a comment in passing about how deep my voice was. Not sure if it was a good thing tho.

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Buttsexpirate 9

I wouldn't worry about it till she starts going "Hey, hey, hey, it's Big Bertha." Otherwise it's kinda sexy.

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WCARlover 34

"Hey hey hey it's Fat Albert" instantly came to mind after reading this haha

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blink182AAR 6

So? Maybe you have a high voice.

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uFayel 6

Justin Bieber has a low voice now though.

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Nuclear_Ninja 6

Does she smoke? I remember hearing at school that if women continually smoke, their voice gets deeper

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JurassicHole 5

"Dude looks like a lady..."

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

It's okay, OP, I have a higher pitched voice than my boyfriend :D Oh, wait...

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FarSide 22

You should not let it bother you. Now, if her nuts hang lower than yours, that's a different story...

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chell1894 13

I can't tell if this is an fherlife or fhislife. It could be go either way

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leadrunner751 3

is Selena's voice really that much higher?

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muzy 23

*all the* not alkaline.... alkaline ?how does one- never mind I'm not even going to ask...

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Chaos187 6

Apparently a girl with a deeper voice than he does. Does anyone read properly anymore?

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Ecklcakes 15

Did you perhaps reply to the wrong comment?

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

I believe he's dating Selena Gomez still.

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NippsSlipps 10

What's wrong if a girl has a deeper voice than a guy? Does that automatically her weird? No. Be happy with what you got.

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NippsSlipps 10

*Automatically make her weird....damn ipods -.-

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muzy 23

do voice deepening exercises like batman. problem solved. *adjusts voice* "where were the other drugs going? do i look like a cop?"

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perdix 29

Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.

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KiddNYC1O 20

^ Seriously. Freaking ass kissers...

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perdix 29

Come on! Someone wants to give me a compliment, you don't have to jump all over them.

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thatoneitalian 3

Why ya gotta beat me to it? :/ I was about to type that..

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muzy 23

wtf? why were alkaline the comments deleted?

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MineIsBigger 5

or have her say "i'm calling from inside the house"

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