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Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

By Cary - / Monday 26 December 2011 06:17 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.

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47-I got Holden's joke. Sure, I don't watch StarWars that much, but I grew up with it around me and I know most of the awesome quotes.

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  Plaasmaa  |  4

Not at all true. Scientifically, a girl having a lower voice would indicate she has lower levels of estrogen and higher amounts of testosterone. Girls with lower estrogen and higher testosterone have less womanly faces and bodies A.K.A they would be less attractive.

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  Zeppelin1969  |  5

Really? Because I always imagined girls with the deepest voices to be overweight Russian, Scandinavian, or Polish people named Helga. Just kidding I thought I might bring out some stereotypes for people to argue aboot.

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  uFayel  |  6

Justin Bieber has a low voice now though.

By  Ecklcakes  |  15

Who the hell are you dating?

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  Sexyhotanna  |  8

it's a girl, dumbass.

By  perdix  |  29

Well, Selena Gomez is kinda butch. Don't worry, Justin, your squeaky high-pitched voice is inexplicably popular, probably because it's slightly less irritating than Rebecca Black's.

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