michael
United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
michael
Your brain on alcohol
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
Anonymous
There goes the neighborhood…
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
SprinklerDodger
Odense, Denmark
Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
itsplashedeverywhere
Boulder, United States
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Put the booze down
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Sparks
United States
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Ouchiewowow
Montreal, Canada
One hell of a hangover
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
Anonymous
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
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LaColombianita 26
You're just full of shitty ideas aren't you, OP?
LookOnBrightSide 12
Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.
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Comments (111)
sapperdaddy 0
challenge accepted.
squarecircles 13
as long as you didn't injured, and no one got shat on, bad or good idea, I'd say definitely original.
GmayBear 0
Are you talking me that's what I got hit with!!
GmayBear 0
*telling*
tacthebest 1
yeah no shit (pun intended)
immaMonsta 8
You don't have to mention what clearly shows in the way you word your comments -_-
chwder912 3
YA DONT SAY
SoMuchSnailGame 3
Did u post this and honestly think that we wouldn't think u deserved this...c'mon op
bizarre_ftw 22
Well yeah, I should think so. What was your drunken rationalization for that?
hernando240411 0
Funny :)
mattorama 15
Must have caused a shit storm with the downstairs residents! (Come on, how has nobody used that pun yet!?)