Love, Clothes, Fight and Smells: That stinks

That stinks

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 02:00

Today, I Febrezed my one remaining suit because I haven’t had a chance to go to the dry cleaners yet. I Febrezed it over the bed, so some got on the sheets. My girlfriend then got home and hit me in the head with a vase, because she thought the Febreze on the sheets was another woman’s perfume. FML

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You deserved it 200

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By Leanna - 10/04/2017 12:00

Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML

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You deserved it 685

By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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Lonely boy

By Anonymous - 31/01/2022 17:00

Today, I sprayed a woman's perfume on a pillow, just so it would be easier for me to pretend I have someone to hug and cuddle with. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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You deserved it 5 051

Something smells fishy.

By Anonymous - 19/04/2017 22:00

Today, the maid left a bottle of Febreze in my hotel room. Think she is trying to tell me something? FML

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You deserved it 792

By dirtyclothess - 02/05/2011 00:01

Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML

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By Sam - 18/01/2010 17:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my freshly dry-cleaned $200 suit not on my bed. Instead I found my drunk ex-girlfriend. Not only did she break into my house, she decided that she wanted to sleep in my bed and threw my suit into the trash. I have a job interview today and the garbage men already came. FML

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You deserved it 2 999

By prettysmellingbedroom - 15/02/2012 14:18 - United States

Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML

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Trash the lot

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 16:00

Today, I was sleeping with my girlfriend on my parents' bed naked, just to wake up to find out she got her period, on fresh, new sheets they bought the other day. As I finished scrubbing it and cleaning, she accidentally left a burning cigarette on the sheets so now it has a burn hole too. FML

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You deserved it 2 759

By 081013 - 02/03/2013 07:23 - United States - Columbus

Today, I came home to find my fiancé trying to do laundry. His version was "rubbing the smelly spots with baby powder". Looks like I'll be the only one doing laundry for the rest of our lives. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 November 2021 3:00

Can't you show her the bottle and let her smell it? That is, after you've called the cops on her.

core01 30

Tuesday 2 November 2021 3:30

Press charges!

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 2 November 2021 3:00

Can't you show her the bottle and let her smell it? That is, after you've called the cops on her.

core01 30

Tuesday 2 November 2021 3:30

Press charges!

Linda Graber 12

Tuesday 2 November 2021 4:52

Um maybe ditch the gf?

Brightside86 29

Tuesday 2 November 2021 7:01

10 to 1 on her cheating before this and projecting.

Royal Sataness 4

Tuesday 2 November 2021 14:19

not taking that bet

AJ1981 12

Tuesday 2 November 2021 17:22

Dude you did it to yourself because this post says girlfriend. It should say ex anyone willing to stay means you know how crazy she is and choose to still be with her making it your fault.