That stinks

By Anonymous - 02/11/2021 02:00

Today, I Febrezed my one remaining suit because I haven’t had a chance to go to the dry cleaners yet. I Febrezed it over the bed, so some got on the sheets. My girlfriend then got home and hit me in the head with a vase, because she thought the Febreze on the sheets was another woman’s perfume. FML
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Can't you show her the bottle and let her smell it? That is, after you've called the cops on her.

Press charges!

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Can't you show her the bottle and let her smell it? That is, after you've called the cops on her.

Press charges!

Um maybe ditch the gf?

10 to 1 on her cheating before this and projecting.

not taking that bet

Dude you did it to yourself because this post says girlfriend. It should say ex anyone willing to stay means you know how crazy she is and choose to still be with her making it your fault.