michael
United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
michael
Your brain on alcohol
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
Anonymous
There goes the neighborhood…
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
SprinklerDodger
Odense, Denmark
Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
itsplashedeverywhere
Boulder, United States
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Put the booze down
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Sparks
United States
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Ouchiewowow
Montreal, Canada
One hell of a hangover
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
Anonymous
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
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LaColombianita 26
You're just full of shitty ideas aren't you, OP?
LookOnBrightSide 12
Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.
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Comments (111)
iloveweed69 7
it's raining poop
anneboleyn994 2
I don't even want to know how this ended.
capnbzarr 43
I agree, your judgment sucks.
KatieKupcake4195 9
YDI for getting drunk and attempting to shit out a second story window
beebananaz88 0
Shit just got real...
bizarre_ftw 22
***** gonna fly The shit hit the fan What the shit are we talking about?! Why the shit is this shitty joke not dead and down the shitter like a goldfish yet?!! Shit!!!! >.< .
isis_morrigan 18
Wow...I don't think I even want to know the rationale...
hateevryone 15
you do not need to be around windows when you're drunk.
kkillaj 5
Sounds like something I would try
bubo_fml 11
I disagree...1) No need to flush, 2) Save on water bills, 3) Organic fertilizer, 4) Amusing performance art for the community, 5) no need for a toilet, plumbing, etc...Drunkenness not necessarily required...
bizarre_ftw 22
A good lawyer however.......
lmaoatall 6
and the poor bastard standing below only hears someone yell out a warning, bottoms up. He didnt catch it in time. f his life.