By owwwwwe - 09/01/2012 21:48 - United Kingdom 3 1 27 16 Today, I tried a self-tanner in an attempt to rid myself of my ghost-white legs. I got my wish, but instead of a warm golden tan, I have red, swollen, lobster-like marks sticking out from the bottom half of my torso. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 988 You deserved it 24 754 Tweet Share