Shit

SCRUBS!

Are you sure you weren't pregnant? Check the toilet!

I AM scrubs

Check the poo....I just got shot!!! Check the poo!

how embarrassing.

I wouldn't say it's too embarrassing.... only because no one else saw.

hahaha ^ I like your picture..it's cute xD.

I shudder to think what would happen if OP had to give birth.

I don't get it, if OP was sitting, how did he/she end up on the floor?

73- *facepalm*

facefloor!

shitfaced!

lol 89

well..... did the shit come out?

shot happens bro

LMFAO HAHAHAAA HIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHHAA

It's actually not that bad and more common than you may think. I talked to one ER doctor who said that's how most people that he sees have fainted.

Did you wake up in a pile of shit?

I did.

people can die from this

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

But what you didnt know is that you were one step away fron reaching supersaiyen.

anorexic people these days, tsk tsk tsk

anorexia isn't funny, especially since I suffered from it. fuckwad.

lol'd pretty hard at that

You should have just got someone to tickle your nose with a feather duster.

blazers suck.

glad I'm not the only one!

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

me too!

haha me three :3

Me four! 

I am not

oh i did that all the time

me four

and there goes 4 people's attempts to be funny by stealing someone else's joke

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me six

Me 156! I win.

^ 155 actually. You lose.

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

me too thats when I go on FML

Okaaaaay then...

I looked at your comment and thought: "Really?" Then it dawned on me what I was doing... :-/

every reads FML while taking a dump

I hope no one wipes while holding their phone

At least you passed out before you blew out your rectum. Next time, grab a good book or a magazine and let gravity take care of the rest.

that's kinda disgusting. :/ I think you should try constipation medicine?

lol hopefully it was at home. not for your health but for your dignity. jk