Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
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pulse18
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whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too!
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spaz617
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Someone needs more fiber in their diet...
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lickerassholes
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Shit
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raNDMGUy
| 5
SCRUBS!
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iBanana
| 17
Are you sure you weren't pregnant? Check the toilet!
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iAmScrubs
| 19
I AM scrubs
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Big_Red_138
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Check the poo....I just got shot!!! Check the poo!
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noonehere88
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how embarrassing.
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TheWindowLicker
| 13
I wouldn't say it's too embarrassing.... only because no one else saw.
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bamxitsxandreaa
| 8
hahaha ^ I like your picture..it's cute xD.
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HeavyMetalViking
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I shudder to think what would happen if OP had to give birth.
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Takador
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I don't get it, if OP was sitting, how did he/she end up on the floor?
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Justforlolz
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73- *facepalm*
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iSitt
| 0
facefloor!
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btnhdude
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shitfaced!
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imthatguythatdid
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lol 89
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LOL0LOL
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well..... did the shit come out?
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SeaMen
| 3
shot happens bro
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Alpha35
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LMFAO HAHAHAAA HIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHHAA
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thismeanswar
| 1
It's actually not that bad and more common than you may think. I talked to one ER doctor who said that's how most people that he sees have fainted.
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ImInABox
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Did you wake up in a pile of shit?
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The_Weirdo
| 10
I did.
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Doomire
| 0
people can die from this
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XZeenon
| 1
Everybody walk the dinosaur!
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TriflingAllDay
| 6
But what you didnt know is that you were one step away fron reaching supersaiyen.
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instnt1nfction
| 16
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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forgettingsunday
| 0
anorexia isn't funny, especially since I suffered from it. fuckwad.
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Gknd
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lol'd pretty hard at that
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iAmScrubs
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You should have just got someone to tickle your nose with a feather duster.
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eltapatio16
| 5
blazers suck.
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ajkeneth
| 7
glad I'm not the only one!
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pulse18
| 2
whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too!
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jamjelly386
| 5
me too!
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Minikriz
| 0
haha me three :3
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deaper
| 14
Me four!
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fireflames113
| 6
I am not
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abdali
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oh i did that all the time
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Focnr
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me four
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kittykat1497
| 7
and there goes 4 people's attempts to be funny by stealing someone else's joke
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zachary0005
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agreed
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venom2421
| 10
me six
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glutgyoogle
| 6
Me 156!
I win.
I win.
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maebelline12
| 12
^ 155 actually.
You lose.
You lose.
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spaz617
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Someone needs more fiber in their diet...
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fAiRyMaN3
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me too thats when I go on FML
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KkoolAid
| 0
Okaaaaay then...
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Justforlolz
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I looked at your comment and thought: "Really?" Then it dawned on me what I was doing... :-/
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richarosky
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every reads FML while taking a dump
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california283
| 6
I hope no one wipes while holding their phone
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amerwin
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At least you passed out before you blew out your rectum. Next time, grab a good book or a magazine and let gravity take care of the rest.
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ilovepoppa
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that's kinda disgusting. :/ I think you should try constipation medicine?
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janier234
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lol hopefully it was at home. not for your health but for your dignity. jk