FML : Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BrownDump / Saturday 14 May 2011 10:43 / United States

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By pulse18 | 2

#2508833 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

By spaz617 | 0

#2508836 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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By lickerassholes | 0

#2508751 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:08

Shit

raNDMGUy | 5

#2508853 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

SCRUBS!

iBanana | 17

#2508867 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:17

Are you sure you weren't pregnant? Check the toilet!

iAmScrubs | 19

#2508938 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:26

I AM scrubs

Big_Red_138 | 3

#2509241 - Saturday 14 May 2011 17:05

Check the poo....I just got shot!!! Check the poo!

By noonehere88 | 0

#2508761 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:08

how embarrassing.

TheWindowLicker | 13

#2508960 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:27

I wouldn't say it's too embarrassing.... only because no one else saw.

bamxitsxandreaa | 8

#2509444 - Saturday 14 May 2011 17:44

hahaha ^ I like your picture..it's cute xD.

HeavyMetalViking | 0

#2509894 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:25

I shudder to think what would happen if OP had to give birth.

Takador | 3

#2510029 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:43

I don't get it, if OP was sitting, how did he/she end up on the floor?

Justforlolz | 13

#2510097 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:48

73- *facepalm*

iSitt | 0

#2510340 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:18

facefloor!

btnhdude | 0

#2510850 - Saturday 14 May 2011 21:59

shitfaced!

imthatguythatdid | 0

#2511921 - Sunday 15 May 2011 1:00

lol 89

LOL0LOL | 0

#2512954 - Sunday 15 May 2011 7:14

well..... did the shit come out?

SeaMen | 3

#2515190 - Sunday 15 May 2011 20:41

shot happens bro

Alpha35 | 4

#2517279 - Monday 16 May 2011 6:54

LMFAO HAHAHAAA HIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHHAA

thismeanswar | 1

#2531870 - Thursday 19 May 2011 5:05

It's actually not that bad and more common than you may think. I talked to one ER doctor who said that's how most people that he sees have fainted.

By ImInABox | 6

#2508763 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:08

Did you wake up in a pile of shit?

The_Weirdo | 10

#2509547 - Saturday 14 May 2011 18:01

I did.

Doomire | 0

#2510431 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:28

people can die from this

XZeenon | 1

#2510484 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:35

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

TriflingAllDay | 6

#4631520 - Saturday 30 June 2012 1:41

But what you didnt know is that you were one step away fron reaching supersaiyen.

By instnt1nfction | 16

#2508813 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:13

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

forgettingsunday | 0

#2509868 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:18

anorexia isn't funny, especially since I suffered from it. fuckwad.

Gknd | 0

#2509906 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:27

lol'd pretty hard at that

By iAmScrubs | 19

#2508827 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:14

You should have just got someone to tickle your nose with a feather duster.

eltapatio16 | 5

#2508861 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:17

blazers suck.

ajkeneth | 7

#6292834 - Sunday 17 May 2015 2:35

glad I'm not the only one!

By pulse18 | 2

#2508833 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

jamjelly386 | 5

#2510763 - Saturday 14 May 2011 21:36

me too!

Minikriz | 0

#2511489 - Saturday 14 May 2011 22:55

haha me three :3

deaper | 14

#2512400 - Sunday 15 May 2011 3:34

Me four! 

fireflames113 | 6

#2512618 - Sunday 15 May 2011 5:05

I am not

abdali | 0

#2513590 - Sunday 15 May 2011 11:07

oh i did that all the time

Focnr | 0

#2514833 - Sunday 15 May 2011 18:52

me four

kittykat1497 | 7

#2525322 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 0:00

and there goes 4 people's attempts to be funny by stealing someone else's joke

zachary0005 | 4

#2527064 - Wednesday 18 May 2011 4:35

agreed

venom2421 | 10

#2559245 - Wednesday 25 May 2011 0:02

me six

glutgyoogle | 6

#2969583 - Monday 25 July 2011 6:02

Me 156!

I win.

maebelline12 | 12

#5977139 - Monday 16 June 2014 6:30

^ 155 actually.

You lose.

By spaz617 | 0

#2508836 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

fAiRyMaN3 | 0

#2509684 - Saturday 14 May 2011 18:33

me too thats when I go on FML

KkoolAid | 0

#2509809 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:05

Okaaaaay then...

Justforlolz | 13

#2510181 - Saturday 14 May 2011 19:58

I looked at your comment and thought: "Really?" Then it dawned on me what I was doing... :-/

richarosky | 0

#2510347 - Saturday 14 May 2011 20:19

every reads FML while taking a dump

california283 | 6

#2515049 - Sunday 15 May 2011 20:00

I hope no one wipes while holding their phone

By amerwin | 3

#2508851 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:15

At least you passed out before you blew out your rectum. Next time, grab a good book or a magazine and let gravity take care of the rest.

By ilovepoppa | 0

#2508872 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:18

that's kinda disgusting. :/ I think you should try constipation medicine?

By janier234 | 0

#2508877 - Saturday 14 May 2011 16:18

lol hopefully it was at home. not for your health but for your dignity. jk

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