By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
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whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...


Are you sure you weren't pregnant? Check the toilet!

iAmScrubs 19

I AM scrubs

Check the poo....I just got shot!!! Check the poo!

noonehere88 0

how embarrassing.

I wouldn't say it's too embarrassing.... only because no one else saw.

hahaha ^ I like your's cute xD.

I shudder to think what would happen if OP had to give birth.

Takador 3

I don't get it, if OP was sitting, how did he/she end up on the floor?

iSitt 0


btnhdude 0


imthatguythatdid 0

lol 89


well..... did the shit come out?

shot happens bro

Alpha35 4


thismeanswar 1

It's actually not that bad and more common than you may think. I talked to one ER doctor who said that's how most people that he sees have fainted.

Did you wake up in a pile of shit?

Doomire 0

people can die from this

Everybody walk the dinosaur!

TriflingAllDay 6

But what you didnt know is that you were one step away fron reaching supersaiyen.

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forgettingsunday 0

anorexia isn't funny, especially since I suffered from it. fuckwad.

Gknd 0

lol'd pretty hard at that

iAmScrubs 19

You should have just got someone to tickle your nose with a feather duster.

eltapatio16 5

blazers suck.

ajkeneth 7

glad I'm not the only one!

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

haha me three :3

Me four! 

oh i did that all the time

and there goes 4 people's attempts to be funny by stealing someone else's joke

zachary0005 4


glutgyoogle 6

Me 156! I win.

maebelline12 12

^ 155 actually. You lose.

spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

me too thats when I go on FML

Okaaaaay then...

I looked at your comment and thought: "Really?" Then it dawned on me what I was doing... :-/

every reads FML while taking a dump

I hope no one wipes while holding their phone

At least you passed out before you blew out your rectum. Next time, grab a good book or a magazine and let gravity take care of the rest.

ilovepoppa 0

that's kinda disgusting. :/ I think you should try constipation medicine?

lol hopefully it was at home. not for your health but for your dignity. jk