By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
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pulse18 2
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whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

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spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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iBanana 17
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Are you sure you weren't pregnant? Check the toilet!

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iAmScrubs 19

I AM scrubs

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Big_Red_138 3
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Check the poo....I just got shot!!! Check the poo!

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noonehere88 0

how embarrassing.

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TheWindowLicker 13
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I wouldn't say it's too embarrassing.... only because no one else saw.

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bamxitsxandreaa 8
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hahaha ^ I like your picture..it's cute xD.

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HeavyMetalViking 0
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I shudder to think what would happen if OP had to give birth.

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Takador 3

I don't get it, if OP was sitting, how did he/she end up on the floor?

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iSitt 0

facefloor!

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btnhdude 0

shitfaced!

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imthatguythatdid 0

lol 89

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LOL0LOL 1

well..... did the shit come out?

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SeaMen 3
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shot happens bro

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Alpha35 4

LMFAO HAHAHAAA HIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHHAA

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thismeanswar 1

It's actually not that bad and more common than you may think. I talked to one ER doctor who said that's how most people that he sees have fainted.

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ImInABox 6
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Did you wake up in a pile of shit?

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Doomire 0

people can die from this

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XZeenon 1
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Everybody walk the dinosaur!

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TriflingAllDay 6

But what you didnt know is that you were one step away fron reaching supersaiyen.

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instnt1nfction 17
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forgettingsunday 0

anorexia isn't funny, especially since I suffered from it. fuckwad.

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Gknd 0

lol'd pretty hard at that

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iAmScrubs 19

You should have just got someone to tickle your nose with a feather duster.

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eltapatio16 5

blazers suck.

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ajkeneth 7

glad I'm not the only one!

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pulse18 2
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whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

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Minikriz 0
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haha me three :3

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deaper 16
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Me four! 

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abdali 0
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oh i did that all the time

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kittykat1497 7
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and there goes 4 people's attempts to be funny by stealing someone else's joke

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zachary0005 4

agreed

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glutgyoogle 6

Me 156! I win.

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maebelline12 12

^ 155 actually. You lose.

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spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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fAiRyMaN3 0
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me too thats when I go on FML

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KkoolAid 0
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Okaaaaay then...

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Justforlolz 14
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I looked at your comment and thought: "Really?" Then it dawned on me what I was doing... :-/

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richarosky 0
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every reads FML while taking a dump

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california283 6
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I hope no one wipes while holding their phone

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amerwin 3
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At least you passed out before you blew out your rectum. Next time, grab a good book or a magazine and let gravity take care of the rest.

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ilovepoppa 0

that's kinda disgusting. :/ I think you should try constipation medicine?

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janier234 0
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lol hopefully it was at home. not for your health but for your dignity. jk

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