By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
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pulse18 2

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

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spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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noonehere88 0

how embarrassing.

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TheWindowLicker 13

I wouldn't say it's too embarrassing.... only because no one else saw.

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bamxitsxandreaa 8

hahaha ^ I like your picture..it's cute xD.

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HeavyMetalViking 0

I shudder to think what would happen if OP had to give birth.

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Takador 3

I don't get it, if OP was sitting, how did he/she end up on the floor?

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LOL0LOL 1

well..... did the shit come out?

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Alpha35 4

LMFAO HAHAHAAA HIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD HAHHAA

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thismeanswar 1

It's actually not that bad and more common than you may think. I talked to one ER doctor who said that's how most people that he sees have fainted.

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Doomire 0

people can die from this

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TriflingAllDay 6

But what you didnt know is that you were one step away fron reaching supersaiyen.

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instnt1nfction 17

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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forgettingsunday 0

anorexia isn't funny, especially since I suffered from it. fuckwad.

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Gknd 0

lol'd pretty hard at that

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iAmScrubs 19

You should have just got someone to tickle your nose with a feather duster.

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ajkeneth 7

glad I'm not the only one!

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pulse18 2

whoa! I'm taking a dump right now too! 

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kittykat1497 7

and there goes 4 people's attempts to be funny by stealing someone else's joke

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zachary0005 4

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glutgyoogle 6

Me 156! I win.

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maebelline12 12

^ 155 actually. You lose.

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spaz617 0

Someone needs more fiber in their diet...

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Justforlolz 14

I looked at your comment and thought: "Really?" Then it dawned on me what I was doing... :-/

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california283 6

I hope no one wipes while holding their phone

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amerwin 3

At least you passed out before you blew out your rectum. Next time, grab a good book or a magazine and let gravity take care of the rest.

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ilovepoppa 0

that's kinda disgusting. :/ I think you should try constipation medicine?

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janier234 0

lol hopefully it was at home. not for your health but for your dignity. jk

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