By gp28 - 18/02/2010 20:08 - United States

Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
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damn I need a penis extension one of these days, the old 3-incher just isn't cutting it anymore

Id give him a high five cuz that's a really small target.

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I smell like a raccoon's asshole. LOL!

wow that sucks... bet it backed up fast:-P

Throw the ash tray away. Unless, you own it then YDI for smoking.

when I try to comment another video it says error variable missing and I spent like 5 mins typing it. help me!

I knew someone would say "YDI for smoking," probably while cramming chicken nuggets and fries down their throat (but they are drinking a *diet* coke, so that makes it healthy!)

I got drunk one night and pissed on my Tony Romo jersy

I see the similarity...

sounds like a keeper

haha. i think an ashtray might be a little smaller than a urial there... hahaha.

Sucks, at least it wasn't on your face?

True,but it would be funnier.

Id give him a high five cuz that's a really small target.

why is this an fml exactly? it's not like he pissed in your mouth while you were sleeping... Ydi for posting this. People have real problems in the world get over yourself.

I'm assuming the ashtray had sentimental value, because that is the one possible reason for this being considered an FML.

ok so obviously when you born something went doink. That or dope. Either way, what ashtray has sentimental value. Oh it was the last tray grandad threw is cigarrete in before he died of lung cancer and emphysema, I think not.

*facepalm*

lol. at least it wasn't your mouth!

I think it was funny. I hope you left it and made him clean it up next day. my husband does crap like that too.

Your husband sounds like a superb winner. I bet all your lady friends just ooze romantic feelings for him.

damn I need a penis extension one of these days, the old 3-incher just isn't cutting it anymore