By SprinklerDodger - 08/06/2012 23:54 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 710
You deserved it 2 409

Same thing different taste

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And that's why you don't over drink ladies and gentleman

yoursucklives 36


yoursucklives 36

Challenge accepted? (or am I the only one that thought that's why OP's girlfriend attempted this?)

yoursucklives 36

i think it's because she was drunk.

This is precisely the time to convince her to sit on the throne like a good princess.

MerrikBarbarian 9

25- I dunno about op's gf, but calling me princess never ends well. It generally ends in bodily harm. :p

41- You don't like being complimented or praised? Bitches be crazy. -_-

hahaiseeyou 0

What does that have to do with anything?

And that's why you don't over drink ladies and gentleman

That would be some form of cannibalism D;

rockaroths 15
Cowboy1986 4

Well then why did they make the mangina oh wait that's only in the movie stepbrothers

Both of your "hilarious" comments are just too much. But really.. leave.

I think 4 might be talking about the shewee but got the name wrong.

mrtjawesome 14

I don't know about you, but my bathroom doesn't have aisles.

I don't know about you, but I think that was a Threat Level Midnight reference.

mrtjawesome 14

i have a feeling she would be better off using a "vagtube". yes, they are real

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Please...just're not funny

Are you implying that women per out of their ******? O.o

AshCrash_xo 0

Girls don't pee out of their ****** idiot.

jimbob95 5

85 - thank you, i always knew women urinated out of their ears but no one ever believed me

66- your picture made me read your comment in Fluttershy's voice. You win.

No it's actually true, women don't pee out of their ******. Do some research. The ****** and pee hole are two very different things. The more you know!

I actually needed a whole minute to understand. not sure if I'm tired or just stupid as hell. FYL, btw.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Well, at least you acknowledge it. Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to- ah who am I kidding? You're screwed. ;p

^ it's amazing how many people will say that and not realize the irony of themselves.

ah now i just look stupid. the comment i was aiming at got deleted.

reddudeover 2

Nobody better make a lame urine pun. Because I have a very particular set of skills and I will find you and I will kill you!

onelove858 5

Urine for a bit of pissapointment... Wee are going to flood you with puns.

Careful, 23, we don't want to piss anyone off!

littlemsweirdo 12

Oui 23 this shall become Urination! I know it's not what you want 11 but don't get all pissed, although you are urining for less lame puns, you should just go with the flow. Don't use violence to get what you want, I know it might not be pee see but give piss a chance.

tony1891 22

who is this chick? Linda Blair?

LoganBurrito 6

Refer to Yotsuba's speech bubble in my picture for my response.

tony1891 22

Read my photo now for MY response to you. -_-