Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
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NothingsEasy
| 4
And that's why you don't over drink ladies and gentleman
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yoursucklives
| 36
that was bound to fail.
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yoursucklives
| 36
that was bound to fail.
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Challenge accepted? (or am I the only one that thought that's why OP's girlfriend attempted this?)
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yoursucklives
| 36
i think it's because she was drunk.
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thatgirlinoregon
| 21
This is precisely the time to convince her to sit on the throne like a good princess.
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
25- I dunno about op's gf, but calling me princess never ends well. It generally ends in bodily harm. :p
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happle
| 21
41- You don't like being complimented or praised? Bitches be crazy. -_-
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golferman72
| 16
Yea. She's definately a keeper
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Bliepje
| 22
i think it can be achieved :p
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minniemai
| 0
Note that this is in Denmark.
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hahaiseeyou
| 0
What does that have to do with anything?
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longview_fml
| 0
Aaand your point is...?
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NothingsEasy
| 4
And that's why you don't over drink ladies and gentleman
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shireeniee
| 8
That would be some form of cannibalism D;
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rockaroths
| 15
I see what you did there!
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nebula748
| 14
This is why they made the "shenis".
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Cowboy1986
| 4
Well then why did they make the mangina oh wait that's only in the movie stepbrothers
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Rowdey
| 10
Both of your "hilarious" comments are just too much. But really.. leave.
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ElmoSaysSquishy
| 28
I think 4 might be talking about the shewee but got the name wrong.
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mrtjawesome
| 14
clean up on aisle nine.
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PantyGAMES
| 10
I don't know about you, but my bathroom doesn't have aisles.
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sirpantselot
| 22
I don't know about you, but I think that was a Threat Level Midnight reference.
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mrtjawesome
| 14
i have a feeling she would be better off using a "vagtube". yes, they are real
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Hiimhaileypotter
| 52
Please...just stop...you're not funny
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happle
| 21
Are you implying that women per out of their vagina? O.o
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AshCrash_xo
| 0
Girls don't pee out of their vagina idiot.
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jimbob95
| 5
85 - thank you, i always knew women urinated out of their ears but no one ever believed me
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
66- your picture made me read your comment in Fluttershy's voice.
You win.
You win.
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mvems
| 13
No it's actually true, women don't pee out of their vagina. Do some research. The vagina and pee hole are two very different things.
The more you know!
The more you know!
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Anthony94_fml
| 7
Haha.
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starflyer59
| 17
why does anyone ever feel the need to post "haha"
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Dylman
| 6
Why does anyone ever feel the need to question someone about posting "haha"
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YoTengoTomatoes
| 7
Because you shouldnt post it in the first place.
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KeyboardWarrior
| 10
Show me the rule?
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stompic
| 2
I actually needed a whole minute to understand.
not sure if I'm tired or just stupid as hell.
FYL, btw.
not sure if I'm tired or just stupid as hell.
FYL, btw.
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tellithowitis
| 13
It might be a little bit of both...
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MerrikBarbarian
| 9
Well, at least you acknowledge it. Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to- ah who am I kidding? You're screwed. ;p
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golferman72
| 16
Your fucking stupid as hell.
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Pentium_4
| 26
^ it's amazing how many people will say that and not realize the irony of themselves.
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Pentium_4
| 26
ah now i just look stupid. the comment i was aiming at got deleted.
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reddudeover
| 2
Nobody better make a lame urine pun. Because I have a very particular set of skills and I will find you and I will kill you!
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onelove858
| 5
Will you Piss on my grave?
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boofgall
| 16
11- Quote from movie "Taken".
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SerendipityRose
| 26
Lmao! Too good, 13...
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CareFace
| 16
Urine for a bit of pissapointment... Wee are going to flood you with puns.
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thatgirlinoregon
| 21
Careful, 23, we don't want to piss anyone off!
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littlemsweirdo
| 12
Pun trollin ! Who's in?
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failureusername
| 12
Oui 23 this shall become Urination! I know it's not what you want 11 but don't get all pissed, although you are urining for less lame puns, you should just go with the flow. Don't use violence to get what you want, I know it might not be pee see but give piss a chance.
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Spicemelon
| 5
Good luck
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lottie333
| 0
whats your problem?
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Decent movie...
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tony1891
| 22
who is this chick? Linda Blair?
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LoganBurrito
| 6
Refer to Yotsuba's speech bubble in my picture for my response.
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tony1891
| 22
Read my photo now for MY response to you. -_-
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melikesfml
| 11
^epic win