By SprinklerDodger - 08/06/2012 23:54 - Denmark - Odense

Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
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NothingsEasy 4

And that's why you don't over drink ladies and gentleman

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yoursucklives 36

that was bound to fail.

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yoursucklives 36

that was bound to fail.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24

Challenge accepted? (or am I the only one that thought that's why OP's girlfriend attempted this?)

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yoursucklives 36

i think it's because she was drunk.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

This is precisely the time to convince her to sit on the throne like a good princess.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

25- I dunno about op's gf, but calling me princess never ends well. It generally ends in bodily harm. :p

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happle 21

41- You don't like being complimented or praised? Bitches be crazy. -_-

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hahaiseeyou 0

What does that have to do with anything?

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NothingsEasy 4

And that's why you don't over drink ladies and gentleman

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shireeniee 8

That would be some form of cannibalism D;

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rockaroths 15

I see what you did there!

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Cowboy1986 4

Well then why did they make the mangina oh wait that's only in the movie stepbrothers

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Rowdey 10

Both of your "hilarious" comments are just too much. But really.. leave.

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ElmoSaysSquishy 28

I think 4 might be talking about the shewee but got the name wrong.

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mrtjawesome 14

clean up on aisle nine.

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PantyGAMES 10

I don't know about you, but my bathroom doesn't have aisles.

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sirpantselot 22

I don't know about you, but I think that was a Threat Level Midnight reference.

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mrtjawesome 14

i have a feeling she would be better off using a "vagtube". yes, they are real

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Please...just stop...you're not funny

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happle 21

Are you implying that women per out of their ******? O.o

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AshCrash_xo 0

Girls don't pee out of their ****** idiot.

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jimbob95 5

85 - thank you, i always knew women urinated out of their ears but no one ever believed me

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

66- your picture made me read your comment in Fluttershy's voice. You win.

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mvems 13

No it's actually true, women don't pee out of their ******. Do some research. The ****** and pee hole are two very different things. The more you know!

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stompic 2

I actually needed a whole minute to understand. not sure if I'm tired or just stupid as hell. FYL, btw.

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Well, at least you acknowledge it. Admitting you have a problem is the first step on the road to- ah who am I kidding? You're screwed. ;p

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Pentium_4 27

^ it's amazing how many people will say that and not realize the irony of themselves.

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Pentium_4 27

ah now i just look stupid. the comment i was aiming at got deleted.

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reddudeover 2

Nobody better make a lame urine pun. Because I have a very particular set of skills and I will find you and I will kill you!

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onelove858 5

Will you Piss on my grave?

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CareFace 16

Urine for a bit of pissapointment... Wee are going to flood you with puns.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

Careful, 23, we don't want to piss anyone off!

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littlemsweirdo 12

Pun trollin ! Who's in?

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failureusername 12

Oui 23 this shall become Urination! I know it's not what you want 11 but don't get all pissed, although you are urining for less lame puns, you should just go with the flow. Don't use violence to get what you want, I know it might not be pee see but give piss a chance.

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tony1891 22

who is this chick? Linda Blair?

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LoganBurrito 6

Refer to Yotsuba's speech bubble in my picture for my response.

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tony1891 22

Read my photo now for MY response to you. -_-

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