Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
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MissGrinch
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Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?
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UpsidedownKayak
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Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.
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MissGrinch
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Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?
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you_freak
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That's what I was thinking
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chancehorsegal
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exactly. wouldn't all the blood rush to their head and their foot would go weak?
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Zebidee
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For "an hour", read 'nearly five whole minutes'.
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hey_its_kristi
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"[N]early five whole minutes" is right. Sounds like an exaggeration.
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caleb_m91
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you guys realize to pass out you need to have a lack of oxygen to the brain right ? there for you won't pass out from being upside-down. you will however pass out if you were to stand upright for a prolonged period of time WITHOUT moving anypart of your feet or legs.
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teddybobo
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Caleb you are wrong. stop pretending to have medical knowledge
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caleb_m91
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after some quick reading I am wrong. but it depends on the person on how long it will take to pass out from being upside-down.
my mistake.
my mistake.
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CAPTmok
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probably too drunk to have gotten out by yourself
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mikolyshka
| 0
it's called a cell phone
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netherflame
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I guess you got to see the world from a new perspective, then.
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clarissa_Gyall
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lol yeahhhh riteee
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mylifesucksserio
| 15
Wouldn't all the blood rush to your head and wouldn't you eventually pass out or go really wooooooozy
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aardvarkish
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Where are Moe n Larry when you need them?
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MrRuffyboots
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it's also possible that with his struggling he messed up the blood flow somehow? Or he's just lying and he was really hanging for a couple minutes.
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UpsidedownKayak
| 9
Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.
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DocBastard
| 38
A few beers obviously means "half a keg". Just remember, when you're stupid enough to call something "fool-proof", someone will find a bigger fool. In this case, you found you.
Edit: Damn you, Kayak.
Edit: Damn you, Kayak.
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Banana_Pancakes6
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Doc, that isn't a picture of your patient, it's from "Superhero Movie"...
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Sinkhole
| 26
I haven't seen that film (and don't plan to), but a simple Google search shows you that the X-rays in that film are completely different from the ones the Doc has on his profile.
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fthku
| 13
That sucks, but I have to ask- if you were able to move your entire body through the window, how can your foot get stuck?
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That is EXACTLY what I was thinking! Like what the hell man?! >_<
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atomicbaboon
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you know what big feet mean...
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Link5794
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Less pressure on the ground due to a wider dispersion of weight.
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FYLDeep
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You probably ought to stop drinking. I'm not sure you can risk damaging many more brain cells.