Miscellaneous: Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud...

By Sparks - 13/03/2011 07:39 - United States

Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML

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MissGrinch 4

Sunday 13 March 2011 12:33

Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?

UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 13 March 2011 13:28

Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.

MissGrinch 4

Sunday 13 March 2011 12:33

Upside down? For 1 hour? Wouldn't a person lose consciousness rather quickly?

you_freak 7

Sunday 13 March 2011 12:39

That's what I was thinking

chancehorsegal 0

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Sunday 13 March 2011 13:08

exactly. wouldn't all the blood rush to their head and their foot would go weak?

Zebidee 8

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Sunday 13 March 2011 14:53

For "an hour", read 'nearly five whole minutes'.

hey_its_kristi 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 15:15

"[N]early five whole minutes" is right. Sounds like an exaggeration.

caleb_m91 1

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Monday 14 March 2011 14:43

you guys realize to pass out you need to have a lack of oxygen to the brain right ? there for you won't pass out from being upside-down. you will however pass out if you were to stand upright for a prolonged period of time WITHOUT moving anypart of your feet or legs.

teddybobo 2

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Tuesday 15 March 2011 6:57

Caleb you are wrong. stop pretending to have medical knowledge

caleb_m91 1

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Tuesday 15 March 2011 15:07

after some quick reading I am wrong. but it depends on the person on how long it will take to pass out from being upside-down. my mistake.

CAPTmok 7

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Sunday 13 March 2011 12:38

probably too drunk to have gotten out by yourself

mikolyshka 0

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Tuesday 15 March 2011 16:54

it's called a cell phone

netherflame 0

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Sunday 13 March 2011 12:42

I guess you got to see the world from a new perspective, then.

clarissa_Gyall 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 15:44

lol yeahhhh riteee

mylifesucksserio 15

Sunday 13 March 2011 12:42

Wouldn't all the blood rush to your head and wouldn't you eventually pass out or go really wooooooozy

aardvarkish 15

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Sunday 13 March 2011 13:14

Where are Moe n Larry when you need them?

MrRuffyboots 0

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Sunday 13 March 2011 13:16

it's also possible that with his struggling he messed up the blood flow somehow? Or he's just lying and he was really hanging for a couple minutes.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Sunday 13 March 2011 13:28

Any plan that was thought of and attempted "after a few beers" is never fool proof because, at that point, you are a fool.

DocBastard 38

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Sunday 13 March 2011 13:30

A few beers obviously means "half a keg". Just remember, when you're stupid enough to call something "fool-proof", someone will find a bigger fool. In this case, you found you. Edit: Damn you, Kayak.

Banana_Pancakes6 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 17:15

Doc, that isn't a picture of your patient, it's from "Superhero Movie"...

Sinkhole 26

Sunday 13 March 2011 18:36

I haven't seen that film (and don't plan to), but a simple Google search shows you that the X-rays in that film are completely different from the ones the Doc has on his profile.