michael
United States
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
michael
Your brain on alcohol
Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to shit out the second story window is a very bad idea. FML
Anonymous
There goes the neighborhood…
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
gp28
United States
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
SprinklerDodger
Odense, Denmark
Today, I was woken up by a noise coming from the bathroom. Upon investigation, I discovered my very drunk, giggling girlfriend attempting to urinate standing up. Carefully note the word "attempting". FML
itsplashedeverywhere
Boulder, United States
Today, I was unfortunate enough to discover what happens when you vomit mid-drink at a water fountain. FML
BrownDump
United States
Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML
Anonymous
Put the booze down
Today, I shat myself in front of my girlfriend's family, after drinking too much the previous night and waking up with major stomach problems. FML
Sparks
United States
Today, after a few beers, I was exiting the bathroom of a loud house party when the door jammed. I had to climb out through the shower window. It was fool proof until my foot got stuck. I hung outside the house upside down in the dark yelling for an hour before someone figured out where I was. FML
Ouchiewowow
Montreal, Canada
One hell of a hangover
Today, my friend dared me to break a liquor bottle on my head. I slammed it into my head so hard I got dizzy, then did it a SECOND time and knocked myself out so hard that I pissed and shat myself. My head hurts really badly. FML
Anonymous
Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML
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LaColombianita 26
You're just full of shitty ideas aren't you, OP?
LookOnBrightSide 12
Guessing that isn't the best idea in the world, OP. Next time, stick with regular toilets, especially when drunk.
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Comments (111)
imababeee 0
You disgusting human being. You belong in the zoo.
ALLDAY88 8
That's pretty harsh. The animals don't deserve to be shit on.
Pelreskovich 11
I commend you on the effort. That is an impressive idea and even more impressive if you completed it.
jonriise18 3
I would like to know more. How did u discover this was such a bad idea. Besides the obvious reasons that is!
DaKillaMafia 2
How'd you manage to survive?
emmacharbs 1
Wow good job dumb ass
ilove80smetal 8
And your typing this from an ambulance I presume?
bamberbear 0
Holy shit, did you fall out of the window?
mamacakes25 6
I had to read this twice thought I read it wrong the first time haha...really why would you think that was a good idea haha?
WLCD123 0
Only In America...
capnbzarr 43
Well, that was uncalled for.
cyK0tek 0
Do it duuude do it!! Do iiiiit! YEAAHHH dude yeaaahh..! XD
bizarre_ftw 22
So well thought out, your meaning is deep, clear, and poetic. You really developed your point of view on the situation in an eloquent and robust way. Dumbass.