Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
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underguarded 20
This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.
ban_anaa 0
Sounds like pms hell.
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Comments (134)
jeremsan_fml 0
Im with you with all my heart man
Bloodlvst 11
Where is A Pimp Named Slickback when you need him. He'd keep 'em in line.
Tahsis 4
THey will sync sooner or later. It would be extremely unusual if none of them synced with at least one of the others.
medfly 2
period synching is a myth. look it up.
joa76 3
I don't know why medfly is getting so many thumbs down for that. If you look it up (try Scholar Google for reliable sources), that's precisely what it says. From a 2006 study by A Ziomkiewicz: "Although more than thirty years of intensive investigation have passed since McClintock first published results on menstrual synchrony, there is still no conclusive evidence for the existence of this phenomenon. Indeed, a growing body of nullresult studies, critiques of menstrual synchrony studies, and the lack of convincing evolutionary explanations bring into question the existence of this phenomenon." That study found no evidence. Another 2006 study by Z. Yang also found no evidence. Yet another 2006 study (good year for it, I suppose) by JC Schank: "Research over the past 15 years indicates, contrary to earlier results, that women do not synchronize their menstrual cycles." A 2010 article by AR Hirsch: "The myth of pheromone-induced menstrual synchrony is debunked through statistics." There are also numerous studies showing it doesn't happen in non-human primates, which further supports the idea that it is not true.
Texas696 0
so how old r Ur daughters lol
i_luv_u3030 3
how do you know when ur daughters have their periods?? O.o
skyttlz 32
Uh he probably sees tampon wrappers in the garbage durrh.
velvetwings 8
Women who live together eventually get their periods together. Your daughters will catch up to mom eventually.
badactor009 0
Not true. Where'd you get that bit of misinformation/urban vow doo, the bible?
deviable 9
Usually women synchronize their periods so either it won't last long, or you're really unlucky.
Iheartfunny 1
By the way 124 that wasnt a diss I was actually genuinly interested. Stuff like that interests me because im stupid. Like once I had and argument with my friend over weather it would be harder to catch bigfoot or the lochness monster.
Zomg_Okay 26
Serious question: Who did you guys decide would be harder to catch and why?
RedPillSucks 31
Go with the "flow"???
Aedus 6
Bitches be crazy!
leadman1989 15
*Whispers - "quuuuuuueeeeeeeeefffffffffff"