Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
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underguarded 20
This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.
ban_anaa 0
Sounds like pms hell.
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Comments (134)
E_ve 9
Yes, PMS-ing hurts (you're bloated, horribly cramped, hungry, you go from out of control horny to clinically depressed 20 times a day and it's often paired with leg and backcramps - suuuucks! -). I have very severe PMS/menstruation but that is NO excuse to being a bitch. Actually, a lot of women don't get PMS, they just use it as an excuse to behave like a total bitch and somehow justify it.
TudorPangal 2
Looks like Jeff Dunham was wrong. The biological clocks never synchronized! P.S sorry that all those times you aimed for a son you ended up with bitchy daughters. Girls are just awful when they're teens.
zombie_kitteh13 11
don't worry they will soon start having them all in the same week
batman_516 9
IMHO, I think you're lying through your teeth. Women who live together long enough sync up.
benpele101 13
u should just ditch whoever is on their period and go have some fun with the other two
ZaraMarieSwag 0
Awww :(
Sichumor 0
fear not. soon their vajayjays will sync like wireless routers and all the yelling will be concentrated in one, hellish, soul destroying week. isn't biology fun?
Jeisynxiii 1
Dude, one bullet is all it takes.
Major_General 10
I'm so sorry.
piwikiwi93 0
Your not a girl so you don't understand these female thing ! But I do agree that must be torture!!! Good Luck