Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
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underguarded 20
This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.
ban_anaa 0
Sounds like pms hell.
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Comments (134)
missbadluk 0
Aaaahahhaaa! This is DEFINITELY a fml!!!!
DrPepper545 0
They will eventually fall into sync
wierdos_rule 0
Your such a dick, OP! We women have to bleed constantly for 5-7 days straight! Even IF you were touh enough to do that (which I seriously doubt, cause of the way you complain), then it would put you in a bad mood, too!
WoolyWhoop 7
I sense someone else is on their moons.
wierdos_rule 0
Oops, I meant tough, not touh, but the point still stands!
E_ve 9
I'm thinking someone's on her period... What a bullshit.
kiefenator 0
My femenazi radar is detecting something.
Cinn_fml 22
Doesn't necessarily mean you have to be a bitch about it. Yeah, your hormones and stuff are completely out of whack, but some girls really don't even try and be decent about it and just use it as an excuse. I can't help but think you should try and keep your temper even if you don't want to.
cavalos94 0
you poor man
THE_A_TEEN 27
You were a kid to, did your parents deserve the crap you did in your childhood?
kiefenator 0
Hermione: Checkmate! Ron: Period. Hermione: I thought your catchphrase was bloody hell?! Ron: Same thing. Hermione: .....
wierdos_rule 0
Lmfao!
orry04 0
That really sucks
Bekll 31
Get them on Seasonique or Lybrel birth controls then so they can have fewer periods.
marpay 11
Just because you don't bleed doesn't mean you don't have hormonal cycles that effect your mood.
Bekll 31
Well I've been on Lybrel for the past three years and my hormonal cycle is greatly diminished. Also, it's "affect" not "effect".
joa76 3
Actually, marpay, that's exactly what it means. Hormonal birth control regulates hormone levels to prevent ovulation and thickening of the uterine lining. It keeps hormones at a more or less stable level, especially those with no off-week (note, though, that technically women on regular birth control pills don't have an actual period, despite that week). That's why it works.
IbanezSprinter 0
Haha get a man shed?
SteelCladAngel 0
:( This frightens me. I was a miserable little botch going through puberty, and my daughters are 10 months apart... I'm not looking forward to what happens 11 years from now!