Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
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underguarded 20
This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.
ban_anaa 0
Sounds like pms hell.
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Comments (134)
laughinmyfaceoff 3
that sucks stock up on chocolate and plan on going out with the guys alot i guess lmao
vespergenic 4
Deal with it.
mario3584 0
Haha sucks
LilaBear 1
If women of menstruating age live together long enough, their cycles align with each other. How young are your daughters? Eventually they should all end up on roughly the same week ;) But is that much better? :P
RawrNom 0
this is what I was going to say! :)
HeavenKD 3
Midol and Chocolate for them can only be compared to good weed and cold drinks. Better stock up on both.
BlAzEtHiS 0
You poor man. I can relate, I have 3 sisters.
evilteddybear 0
Get em all pregnant:)
Kasse 4
Have you thought that maybe it's not the PMS making them angry at you, but you yourself? Posting stuff about their periods online won't make them happy, and i presume you've told people about this IRL, which would piss off any female. Plus, it's creepy that you've plotted put the menstrual cycles of your daughters.
cajunkid 0
Good thing I got no sisters
vickiejiang1990 0
Sounds like Jeff dunnham's life/ joke