By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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Same thing different taste

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actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

RuSerious81 2

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

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Ugh_Fmylife 0

First! Yeah..that's messed up. fyl

VampireKiller59 0

Ahahahaahha, I think it's freakin' hilarious. Your parents are EPIC!! xD

I agree... His parents are ******* beasts... I would laugh my ass off.

actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

no it doesn't. you can't catch sti's and other lovely things from masturbating.

it's counted as having sexual urges not being sexually active *MEGA FACEPALM*

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Azurexorcist 11
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sunshyne84_fml 0

I don't see the problem here, do u really want them to know about your sex life?

I'm confused. Is "nope" and "yes" the same person with two sides to everything resulting in split personalities?

Really? I dunno about this. Doctors always asked my parents to wait outside when asking personal questions like that... or maybe yours are different

RuSerious81 2

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

that's what I was thinking...always make them wait outside

Yeah, but even if he was young usually they ask the parents to step outside for those personal types of questions.

CanadAssassiN 0

First of all, why'd you say yes right in front of your parents? U should have said "well im not a player like you, dad" (might have made your mom wonder...) roflcopterskates