By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

RuSerious81 2

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

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Ugh_Fmylife 0

First! Yeah..that's messed up. fyl

VampireKiller59 0

haha thats funny : )

its true isnt it?

Ahahahaahha, I think it's freakin' hilarious. Your parents are EPIC!! xD

I agree... His parents are fucking beasts... I would laugh my ass off.

stop making fake FMLs!

actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

no it doesn't. you can't catch sti's and other lovely things from masturbating.

it's counted as having sexual urges not being sexually active *MEGA FACEPALM*

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Azurexorcist 11

Don't hate yourself

link52993 0

yeah, i agree with, Nope.

Huzzah 0

ahahhaha

Please do not comment if you have nothing better than "ahahhaha"

sunshyne84_fml 0

I don't see the problem here, do u really want them to know about your sex life?

ahaha exactlyyy.

I'm confused. Is "nope" and "yes" the same person with two sides to everything resulting in split personalities?

Really? I dunno about this. Doctors always asked my parents to wait outside when asking personal questions like that... or maybe yours are different

RuSerious81 2

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

that's what I was thinking...always make them wait outside

Maybe he is young?

Yeah, but even if he was young usually they ask the parents to step outside for those personal types of questions.

I'm with 6 and 10.

CanadAssassiN 0

First of all, why'd you say yes right in front of your parents? U should have said "well im not a player like you, dad" (might have made your mom wonder...) roflcopterskates

Nice Job googling a default pic.