By Nails - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

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Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML
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AliSama 17

actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

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RuSerious81 2

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

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Ugh_Fmylife 0

First! Yeah..that's messed up. fyl

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VampireKiller59 0

haha thats funny : )

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Fall3nAngel 22

Ahahahaahha, I think it's freakin' hilarious. Your parents are EPIC!! xD

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tx_beast 5

I agree... His parents are ******* beasts... I would laugh my ass off.

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AliSama 17

actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

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lizamaphone 6

no it doesn't. you can't catch sti's and other lovely things from masturbating.

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GirlyTomBoy 0

it's counted as having sexual urges not being sexually active *MEGA FACEPALM*

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BlackCloudedSldr 5

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Azurexorcist 11

Don't hate yourself

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link52993 0

yeah, i agree with, Nope.

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sunshyne84_fml 0

I don't see the problem here, do u really want them to know about your sex life?

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BlackCloudedSldr 5

I'm confused. Is "nope" and "yes" the same person with two sides to everything resulting in split personalities?

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nobody_special 0

Really? I dunno about this. Doctors always asked my parents to wait outside when asking personal questions like that... or maybe yours are different

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RuSerious81 2

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

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SeeSea 11

that's what I was thinking...always make them wait outside

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Paras_800 27

Yeah, but even if he was young usually they ask the parents to step outside for those personal types of questions.

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CanadAssassiN 0

First of all, why'd you say yes right in front of your parents? U should have said "well im not a player like you, dad" (might have made your mom wonder...) roflcopterskates

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