FML : Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad,...

Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said 'Yes.' My mom laughed and said 'Good one.' My dad, for added effect said, 'Your hand doesn't count.' FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Nails - / Sunday 22 February 2009 03:16 / United States

Intimacy

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By AliSama | 17

#5198 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:13

actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

By RuSerious81 | 2

#5221 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:34

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

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By Ugh_Fmylife | 0

#5187 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:00

First! Yeah..that's messed up. fyl

VampireKiller59 | 0

#990850 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 04:27

haha thats funny : )

satanic_fml | 13

#1227182 - Thursday 12 August 2010 09:05

its true isnt it?

Fall3nAngel | 22

#1797085 - Sunday 5 December 2010 01:27

Ahahahaahha, I think it's freakin' hilarious. Your parents are EPIC!! xD

tx_beast | 5

#3912155 - Friday 20 January 2012 03:56

I agree... His parents are fucking beasts... I would laugh my ass off.

By DudeAbides | 0

#5194 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:10

stop making fake FMLs!

By AliSama | 17

#5198 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:13

actually masturbation does count as sexual activity from a medical point of view.

lizamaphone | 6

#1560134 - Sunday 17 October 2010 09:44

no it doesn't. you can't catch sti's and other lovely things from masturbating.

GirlyTomBoy | 0

#1657823 - Saturday 6 November 2010 10:46

it's counted as having sexual urges not being sexually active *MEGA FACEPALM*

BlackCloudedSldr | 5

#3914111 - Friday 20 January 2012 02:39

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Azurexorcist | 11

#6480426 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 11:39

Don't hate yourself

By link52993 | 0

#5204 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:20

yeah, i agree with, Nope.

By Huzzah | 0

#5212 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:25

ahahhaha

jane_marie | 12

#4448693 - Thursday 17 May 2012 10:51

Please do not comment if you have nothing better than "ahahhaha"

JpTheGreat23 | 19

#6551076 - Thursday 3 March 2016 04:35

Good one

By sunshyne84_fml | 0

#5214 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:26

I don't see the problem here, do u really want them to know about your sex life?

paigeatsflesh | 11

#962778 - Thursday 18 March 2010 08:55

ahaha exactlyyy.

BlackCloudedSldr | 5

#3914127 - Friday 20 January 2012 02:43

I'm confused. Is "nope" and "yes" the same person with two sides to everything resulting in split personalities?

By nobody_special | 0

#5219 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:32

Really? I dunno about this. Doctors always asked my parents to wait outside when asking personal questions like that... or maybe yours are different

By RuSerious81 | 2

#5221 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:34

Wait...why did your parents go in with you to see a doctor?

SeeSea | 11

#4395182 - Saturday 5 May 2012 09:20

that's what I was thinking...always make them wait outside

venomousflower | 24

#6226804 - Monday 9 March 2015 06:51

Maybe he is young?

Paras_800 | 26

#6421985 - Monday 28 September 2015 08:01

Yeah, but even if he was young usually they ask the parents to step outside for those personal types of questions.

By VexVisnu | 0

#5229 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:45

I'm with 6 and 10.

By CanadAssassiN | 0

#5244 - Sunday 22 February 2009 06:56

First of all, why'd you say yes right in front of your parents? U should have said "well im not a player like you, dad" (might have made your mom wonder...) roflcopterskates