Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
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underguarded 20
This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.
ban_anaa 0
Sounds like pms hell.
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Comments (134)
Ir0nyMan 2
Impregnate them!
john494 4
I think the actual fml is he has 3 daughters
FairyTales_fml 6
:( so sorry to hear... That's how my dad had it years ago... It gets better
erikaalv 0
Stop being such a man!
ED35 7
Don't worry. Like Jeff Dunham says with his puppet Walter. Soon their periods will synchronize and it will be one week of legit hell.
ih82bl8 2
They will morph together
xxmusicroxxx 0
They shouldnt if u all live together... And if u don't then u have nothing to worry about
starfish7 18
Their periods might not be in sync if some of them are on the pill (very possible) or if they really spend very little time together (not that likely).
sexxme 9
Stock your pantry up with chocolate and motrin! Wish you the best of luck.
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
Think about how they feel & why they're acting like that in the first place. If you went through the same thing girls do you would be in a bitchy mood too!