Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
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underguarded 20
This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.
ban_anaa 0
Sounds like pms hell.
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Comments (134)
treehugger11 5
I sense a wee bit of exaggeration by the OP; most women's PMS symptoms don't last for a whole week!
Bloodywolf20 9
Yea tell that to my girlfriend an her mom They go thro hell all week every month
halleyroosan 8
The symptoms do, the actual bleeding? Usually not. Cramps can start days before your period.
kaoriblossom 8
I used to bleed for 2-3 weeks until my mom got my on birth control. Once I stopped taking the pill, I didn't have a period for 5 months. Life was such a bitch.
Lights_Out_fml 6
It's worse for them than you...
Brooding99 15
It's what you get for not getting a vasectomy sooner...
Jared900DUmpling 30
You are an idiot.
Angel_Tigeress 5
Actually, they dont ALWAYS sync. I know its weird, but I have lived with my mom for seventeen years and we spend pretty much all the time together. Eat the same, even kinda sleep the same hours. But our periods are about a week apart. Close, but not in sync. I feel for you, OP. I know how teenage girls can be! FYL
BIEBERSLAYER 10
Your going to be working lots of overtime
Bless23 0
Well, I guess it's time to finally have some alone time.
Sarkyrevenger 0
I can't think which would be worse, having them one after the other so they're constant or having them all synched up so they're at the same time... :
jpallan 3
If he had them synchronised, presumably he could set up a cot at work and hide there for a five-day interval once monthly. However, they're not synchronised. May God have mercy on his soul.
jpallan 3
I'm a woman and the mother of two daughters, and I'm married. I can't empathise completely, but you are so ******.
mieks 18
So you mean all woman are constantly yelling during their periods? I myself are a girl, a have a mother and a lot of female friends and I have never yelled of heard a girl yelling because of a period.
ikickgingers 15
That's the three days of the month I am actually nice. I save my murdering sprees for leap years and drama class.