Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML
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Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some Midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML
Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML
Today, I found my daughter sobbing and trying to stick a wad of gauze to her vagina. She was having her first period. FML
Today, I was told that since I've had only three or four periods since 2013, there's 60 periods worth of blood clotted in my uterus. They gave me medicine to make it all come out in one week. FML
Today, my wife and teen daughter are at the point where their monthly cycles have synced, so when I got home and heard them screaming at each other, I quietly closed the door so they couldn’t hear me, and like a coward I hid in my car until the screaming stopped. FML
Today, my son broke up with his fourth girlfriend in a row, because, “all of them get those period things and it’s annoying as fuck.” He’s 20. FML
Today, I realized that my wife is such a bitch normally, she's actually nicer when she is on her period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I called my mom to tell her that I finally got my period. There was an awkward pause. She was at work. I was on speakerphone. FML
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underguarded 20
This is how you keep your pimp hand strong.
ban_anaa 0
Sounds like pms hell.
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Comments (134)
groovis 2
Do you not all live together? Because one of the truly fascinating things about my time spent on tour in a theater company was watching how by the end of each 12 month tour all the women in our troupe were all cycling within a few days of each other. Your story seems flawed to me ... just sayin'
Neonnight 0
Nice sounds like my mom and i
varkey 7
FYL, but they eventually will "sync..." its weird just talking about this
lulzmylife 4
Awww, you poor, poor thing, having to deal with all these crazy irrational hormonal women! My heart is bleeding for you, truly. Can you hear the violin music? I'm playing it extra loud for you. No, seriously. STFU. You think you have it bad? Just try to imagine how the women actually experiencing it feel. Oh, wait, you can't, because you literally have no concept of what it's like to feel as though your internal organs are ripping themselves apart inside you. Yeah, you poor men. You have it so damn hard. My advice to you is to fetch them a heating pad and then go screw yourself.
LilaBear 1
wow, apparently *somebody* has PMS. And yes, I'm a woman. Stop your whinging. Or go on the pill if you really become such a monster on PMS.
ZielZone 4
GO FISHING!!!
linnie_wesker 20
FYL because if they yell that much while they're menstruating, they're obviously the type that uses their period as an excuse to be a bitch. I have killer cramps and I still manage to act like my normal self. Seriously, I hate when girls go into crazy bitch mode just because they think they can use their period as an excuse.
tylersbaby 0
lmao you totally deserve it
XXxxUFCxxXX 8
Lol wow Defcom 4
badactor009 0
Some guys put up with bitchy PMS issues and some of us don't. Join the team.
taurusxdee 10
Darwin, is that you?! Lol