Today, I found out that my wife and two teenage daughters' periods are all one week after the other. I am living in hell almost every single day. FML
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
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Petunia888
| 13
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!
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adnantirmizey
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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loganberrybat
| 11
Idiot. You should pay more attention in sex ed classes
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stinewd
| 9
Because they probably also will have PMS one week after the other.
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RadikulRam
| 16
Don't you have to be 13+ to join FML?
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tarabelle
| 7
Clearly you don't know what some girls are like on their period..
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Inheritance
| 10
14- you do realize people lie about their age to get an account lol
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nofearjenshere
| 12
^ Like you?
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eeppiicc
| 8
^ no like me
*waits fir people to look at his age then realize it's not shown*
*waits fir people to look at his age then realize it's not shown*
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
Anyone else remember reading an FML very similar to this before?
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Autobot93
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COOL__Coal
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Where is the pun?
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I_lost_the_game
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If, when you are on your period you pee, not bleed, then yes, this would be a pun.
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Octain
| 13
Maybe he meant pun because they are both... Bodily fluids...?
Umm...
Because no blood appears in the toilet when she pees...?
Nope. I tried helping this guy out XD but he just screwed up to bad. Nothing can be done to save him from his stupid mistake! :p
Umm...
Because no blood appears in the toilet when she pees...?
Nope. I tried helping this guy out XD but he just screwed up to bad. Nothing can be done to save him from his stupid mistake! :p
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Blueglasscup
| 18
Is it because there's a period right after the word period and he thought that was a pun...? I am confused.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
You should see a doctor.
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Soloman212
| 28
That's the point. There isn't a pun, and that's exactly how he intended it to be. (I'm kidding.)
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Petunia888
| 13
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!
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zachherbert
| 10
Wait a sec, the FML is from China. He has two daughters in China? Impossibru!!
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Rei_Ayanami
| 18
29 - the one child rule is not absolutely mandatory, just heavily encouraged, and rewarded. Also, they may be twins.
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pfclunchbox005
| 1
I want you in my man cave ;p
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
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Nekogami
| 14
Consider it a 30 year investment policy. Or life insurance. I'd pay an extra 250$ a month on that if it kept me alive and away from the insanity.
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br0ccoli
| 14
Good man. You have figured it out. Oh, and don't leave out the potato chips.
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happle
| 21
Chocolate actually makes women crabbier when they're on their period. :c
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Pentium_4
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God have mercy on your patience. 1 week out of the month will be like a vacation
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DooleyFTW
| 17
Well I read before that if women live together long enough their periods start to sync. So at least if that's true OP gets more than a week of peace and quiet, although it also means he has to live with three angry women for one week every month. All in all FYL OP
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br0ccoli
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72-Yes, that's true. We eventually sync our menstrual cycles if we spend enough time together.
Wireless routers? Iphone syncs? Pshh. Women totally invented that whole connect & sync technology. Our ovaries have been doing that since the dawn of time.
Yep, we're innovators.
Wireless routers? Iphone syncs? Pshh. Women totally invented that whole connect & sync technology. Our ovaries have been doing that since the dawn of time.
Yep, we're innovators.
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hthelittleone
| 10
Yeah, they tend to synchronize like that. I bet my dad knows how you feel, 4 girls and he's the only guy!
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FMLoverAgain
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He has to deal with cracky women almost everyday
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lolfood
| 24
Might have meant "crabby"
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
I believe he is implying that Op lives with crackwhores.
For shame!
For shame!
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xqtmvzwr
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That's a straight shooter right there, amirite.net ?
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Rowdey
| 10
Same comment on this fml too huh?
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guitarbeast
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Become an alcoholic, that will solve your problems
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hthelittleone
| 10
Yes, because putting your own life in jeopardy constantly for a little relief is completely reasonable. Hundreds of people aren't trying to recover from that every day.
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Pentium_4
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11 - that only works for Homer Simpson
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KBeatz
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Be strong man. Whatever you do don't bottle all your emotions up week by week! It'll get to you!