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Show it anywayIdiot. You should pay more attention in sex ed classes
Because they probably also will have PMS one week after the other.
Don't you have to be 13+ to join FML?
^ no like me *waits fir people to look at his age then realize it's not shown*
Anyone else remember reading an FML very similar to this before?

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Show it anywayWhere is the pun?
If, when you are on your period you pee, not bleed, then yes, this would be a pun.
Is it because there's a period right after the word period and he thought that was a pun...? I am confused.
That's the point. There isn't a pun, and that's exactly how he intended it to be. (I'm kidding.)
Wait a sec, the FML is from China. He has two daughters in China? Impossibru!!
Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
Consider it a 30 year investment policy. Or life insurance. I'd pay an extra 250$ a month on that if it kept me alive and away from the insanity.
Good man. You have figured it out. Oh, and don't leave out the potato chips.
Chocolate actually makes women crabbier when they're on their period. :c
God have mercy on your patience. 1 week out of the month will be like a vacation
Well I read before that if women live together long enough their periods start to sync. So at least if that's true OP gets more than a week of peace and quiet, although it also means he has to live with three angry women for one week every month. All in all FYL OP
72-Yes, that's true. We eventually sync our menstrual cycles if we spend enough time together. Wireless routers? Iphone syncs? Pshh. Women totally invented that whole connect & sync technology. Our ovaries have been doing that since the dawn of time. Yep, we're innovators.
Might have meant "crabby"
I believe he is implying that Op lives with crackwhores. For shame!
Same comment on this fml too huh?
Become an alcoholic, that will solve your problems
11 - that only works for Homer Simpson
Be strong man. Whatever you do don't bottle all your emotions up week by week! It'll get to you!
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Midol and chocolate. Don't ask. Just buy it.
Time to invest in a man cave. Yes, a man cave will keep them out!