By COCKYmanUSC - 12/09/2011 02:50 - United States

Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 058
You deserved it 6 444

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I guess gangs got hit by the recession too

Wolveslikepie 4

Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss


Wet your pants eh lol ;)

Have a fucking cry honestly, "ohhhh i got a little wet instead of dying, bitch bitch bitch, sook sook sook"

chuckbednarik78 0

I lol'd at that one ^^

Vash_41288 10

Lol what has the country truly come to when even our criminals have to scale back!


theten_fml 9

Finally a good comment lol

enonymous 8

Why can't we all just get along?

Better than Piss and Hot sauce.

kickazz16 15

Lmfao win!

theten_fml 9

Oh yeah? Where I'm from they use real guns.... =[

Whoopty fuckin doo

krazy_glu3 0

Make a rap song and brag about how you survived a drive-by.

Everyone is a child at heart, even gangsters.

But why is op complaining that they used water guns? Shouldn't he be happy they weren't real guns??

Wolveslikepie 4

Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss

What the hell.

haha that awesome!

how can he piss that much?!

He and his friends probably all combined their piss :D.

Are you OK??????!! ;)

Glockinator 2

Did you seriously just ask someone if they were okay because they got wet?

^ That's what she said?

phillrust 1

Lmfao you made me laugh so hard I dropped my phone.

46 - Excellent. Missed the sarcasm, did ya?

Did they have any water balloons too for grenades?(: haha

KiddNYC1O 20

Lol. Imagine a Semtex stink bomb stuck on you...

Hahaha that would stink(; haha see what I did there? ;D

baby610 4

Lamer #24 haha

phillrust 1

Your so punny

kickazz16 15

Hey atleast it wasn't a real gun. Lighten up, unless up had to be somewhere lol :)

kickazz16 15


Right it wasn't a real gun. It was Squirtle using water gun on op.

It was super effective!

chuckbednarik78 0

Getting wet sucks when it's at the wrong time..

slushpup9696 12

Yeah, premature ejaculation sucks.

Vash_41288 10

Could have been worse, they could have also used nerf guns. One in the eye will surely blind you for at least, Least 15 seconds

I was arrested for something similar, we were throwing water ballons out the window at ppl and someone called the cops on us I was driving my moms car it was not fun when the police caught us

#8, YDI, you know that people nowadays has cellphones,tablets,notebooks and they're not waterproof, right? To OP, you should never ever go to Thailand :D

I guess gangs got hit by the recession too

varkey 7

Well, at least they weren't real guns? All they did was annoy you, so it doesn't really matter.