Intimacy, Health, Sex and Eating: Smart guy

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2021 00:01

Today, my male model boyfriend admitted to me that he has developed an eating disorder because of his career. He also told me we couldn't have sex anymore, because he might somehow absorb the food I eat, from my body, through intercourse. FML

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Same thing different taste

By itsellie27 - 30/08/2013 14:44 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend told me that he would leave me if I didn't seek help for my eating disorder. The eating disorder in question? Vegetarianism. FML

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Lose the boyfriend, not the weight

By Amanda G Rich - 25/11/2020 02:02

Today, yet again. my boyfriend told me I'm getting fat, even after I told him to stop and that it's affecting my mental health. I had an eating disorder previously, and now I'm thinking about going back to just eating an apple a day. FML

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How could you?

By datingmrpicky - 22/08/2011 03:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML

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You deserved it 36 963

It's not me, it's you

By notjustfat - 20/04/2016 23:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said he was no longer sexually attracted to me. He then followed that with, "But don't worry, it's not because you're fat." FML

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You deserved it 2 343

Body issues

By Anonymous - 01/12/2021 10:59

Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML

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Harsh

By anonymous - 14/12/2011 05:42 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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You deserved it 4 268

Empathy bypass

By Jason - 17/04/2020 02:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I worked up the courage to confess my bulimia to my girlfriend of three months. It's a touchy subject for me and I ended up in tears. When I was done talking, I looked up to see my girlfriend's disgusted face. She claimed I had a 'vomit fetish', said I was 'half a man' and broke up with me. FML

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You deserved it 647

By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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Charming

By Anonymous - 08/10/2021 23:00 - Trinidad and Tobago

Today, my chunky boyfriend told me that he'd be less attracted to me if I gained weight. I have low self-esteem. FML

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bidet 8

Thursday 24 June 2021 0:24

So I guess he's not going to eat you out, either.

Levi2411 41

Thursday 24 June 2021 0:19

... Ya know what, I don't even feel bad. Please just get that man a single textbook on how biology and nutrition works. jfc.

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Levi2411 41

Thursday 24 June 2021 0:19

... Ya know what, I don't even feel bad. Please just get that man a single textbook on how biology and nutrition works. jfc.

bidet 8

Thursday 24 June 2021 0:24

So I guess he's not going to eat you out, either.

ahabsfan 14

Thursday 24 June 2021 0:28

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randybryant799 20

Thursday 24 June 2021 1:02

He's an idiot.

cuz803 44

Thursday 24 June 2021 1:12

Either he's a meathead with a serious problem, or a funny sense of humor with a serious problem.

jobekka 20

Thursday 24 June 2021 1:27

he probably aren't able to get a rise anymore. malnutrition shuts the body down

Brightside86 30

Thursday 24 June 2021 1:56

Sounds made up. If this website has taught me anything it's that he's sleeping with your 2 best friends while hiding from his pregnant wife.

JasonThorn 19

Thursday 24 June 2021 2:32

So, what's it like dating Zoolander?

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 24 June 2021 7:16

I've heard a rumour that models tend to be less smart than the rest of us, and it seems like there's something to it!

bobsanction 18

Thursday 24 June 2021 8:33

Explain to him that sex is cardio so it'll counteract the calories he absorbs from you.

Zebediabolical 39

Saturday 26 June 2021 21:42

Assuming he's not the proverbial 'three pump chump' :D

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Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML

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Today, I lost it on my co-workers about how hard I've been working, picking up everyone's slack with no appreciation, and it was clear that I needed to find a job that actually rewarded hard work. As I went to grab my jacket to leave, I saw a cake and gift card for a cruise on the table, from the staff. FML

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Today, I found out why two of my friends race downstairs to each other to the cafeteria everyday at lunch; apparently there's only one free seat at the table with the rest of their friends, and the loser has to eat lunch with me. FML

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Today, I started my first 3-day weekend in over a month after asking for one. I also start the neverending diarrhea and vomit spiral because my stomach can’t handle a little spice. So much for a relaxing 3-day weekend. FML

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Today, my wife is mad at me because she claims I don’t spend any time bonding with her son. It’s as though she refuses to understand that just because we are in different rooms, on separate PlayStations, doesn’t mean we’re not playing the same game, and talking through headphones for hours at a time. FML

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Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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Today, I was called a "disabled buzzkill" for not letting someone pet my service dog. FML

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