Smart guy

By Anonymous - 24/06/2021 00:01

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Today, my male model boyfriend admitted to me that he has developed an eating disorder because of his career. He also told me we couldn't have sex anymore, because he might somehow absorb the food I eat, from my body, through intercourse. FML
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So I guess he's not going to eat you out, either.

... Ya know what, I don't even feel bad. Please just get that man a single textbook on how biology and nutrition works. jfc.

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... Ya know what, I don't even feel bad. Please just get that man a single textbook on how biology and nutrition works. jfc.

So I guess he's not going to eat you out, either.

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Either he's a meathead with a serious problem, or a funny sense of humor with a serious problem.

he probably aren't able to get a rise anymore. malnutrition shuts the body down

Sounds made up. If this website has taught me anything it's that he's sleeping with your 2 best friends while hiding from his pregnant wife.

So, what's it like dating Zoolander?

I've heard a rumour that models tend to be less smart than the rest of us, and it seems like there's something to it!

Explain to him that sex is cardio so it'll counteract the calories he absorbs from you.

Assuming he's not the proverbial 'three pump chump' :D