Adam you need a new space bar

You need a new username.

You need better things to do

You all need Jesus.

I agree #1 this is for the office party!

Where did you go shopping with your boss

You really love getting top comment don't you number 1

Well even if the boss doesn't get him/her in trouble, he now knows what kind of person he/she is and will be less likely to trust them.

well, the same kind of person as the boss then...

Because of 2 words? Dipshit... Fast typing does that

I wonder if the boss hates him and try's to fire him over it

29, I doubt that will happen...

He could be one of those "Do as I say but not what I do" types of boss.

One of the perks to being the boss is that you need not follow the rules. Note that the post is not "I skipped out of work and ran into my employee FML".

"I won't tell if you don't"

its not a crime to ditch work. I say they deserved it because they lied just to stay home. They deserve to get fired for that sort of thing. Luckily, their boss doesnt have a good reason to fire them since they did the same thing.

That name happens to go perfectly with your comment.

Hopefully, your bribery... pays off. Get it cuz bribery and pay off is...No you're right... I'm sorry, I'll let myself out now.

No..its not funny when you explain your joke.

Thanks, professor, is there anything else I should know?

There's a button for that.

In line at the unemployment office. -"Damn cutbacks and corporate downsizing. My entire office was off-shored. How'd you lose your job?" -"It's a funny story actually..."